Wed, 16 Feb'11 - Surielx the Punisher - Surielx, W

At the very beginning: it's not a LR. It's almost all about sex but you can't find anything you can learn from, just a story with a way to treat all these cheating whores. If you expect the clue how to pick up a girl and get laid, save your time and go to the field; if you expect a funny real-life story of me giving a lesson to one bitch - enjoy your reading. You've been warned.

W is a girl from the "Wed, 9th Feb'11 - LR: Bad to the bone " story. Our previous meeting was about me not believing the girls are such cheaty whores so I was to find out the Unfaithful Thomas' style: experience it myself. This meeting was different. I don't mind fucking a girl having a boyfriend, fiance or three husbands. What I can't stand is a cheating whore with children who loves their father, lives with him and his mom in one apartment and who fucks other people just because she misses sex. You can ruin the life of one adult human being - he will grow up stronger, just like I did. But I can't let you ruin the life of your two children who you are going to fund a family crash and wasted childhood. I love children and decided that she needs a lesson. I consider just taking a picture of us having sex and sending it to her fiance but it would surely result in family crash - the last thing I want her children to experience. Instead, I have a better plan.

We set up a meeting, I am supposed to drive 7km to pick her up from a friend at 6pm, get back 37km to her apartment and then back 30km to my apartment in the morning. Preparations: I cooked chili con carne with extra onions and red bean (if you haven't experienced what a red bean can do to your gastrointestinal and onions to your breath - feel free to find out) and ate till I could barely move. I was at the gym; after workout I put my new green nylon outfit and didn't get a shower. I haven't shaved since Valentines. I made a playlist on my mp3 player with such songs like: o-zone "dragostea din tei" (romanian), "chocolate (choco choco)", rednex "cotton eyed joe", alex c and yasmin "du hast der shönsten arsch der welt" (german), ewa farna "mels me vubec rad" (czech). I got 7 condoms and did an experiment: bought a pack of viagra-supplements. Nice mixture, isn't it?

I took her from her friend. On the way there the strange non-planned thing comes to my mind: I unzip my jeans and tell her to suck my dick. Nothing special, yes? Of course but here is the thing: the speed limit in cities is 50km/h, I speed up to 80 KNOWING there is a speed camera on the way. At this point I am willing to pay 50 Euro charge for the picture I can hang over my bed for the rest of my life. I drive through the camera and nothing happened. WHAT THE FUCK? Without her realising i turn back and speed up to 90 - nothing. So now I realize: the camera is broken. When there will be a better occasion to get that picture? I'm mad till now.

Fast-forward: she sucks me off, I buy a bottle of wine and two cans of RedBullshit and tell her to pay, get back to her apartment, drink wine and eat half of all her candies while watching Champions League (applause to Wojciech Szczęsny!). During a break I tell her to dance for me, take her to her bedroom, facefuck her and get back to Champions League. 2:0 for me, bitch!

After the match we move to the bedroom and stay there until morning. I couldn't stop laughnig; try not to rotfl while fucking a girl with "dragostea din tei" in your headphones. Not to mention the "unexpected" results of my chili con carne. But as long as I was hard (thanks to 3 pills of viagra-supplement) and awake (thanks to some RedBullshit) she keeps fucking. It was easily one of the most hilarious moments of my life. After the sex she landed in the bathroom; don't know if it was due to her drinking a 2/3 bottle of wine, slurping a half-cup of my sperm, the aura of my superb farts or all of the above, but it resulted in her dinner doing the embarkation to the Big Ear.

Then, I admit, I ran out of ideas so we just fucked for the rest of the night - I could go home then but I think I overdosed this supplement and didn't want to risk it with zipping my pants. In the meantime I landed in the bathroom; apparently I forgot "what comes around goes around" rule and shitted for good 20 minutes. The final action: sun slowly comes up, I say I have to go but before that I want to spice the things up and tie her to the bed, hands aside, she accepted. Yes, you are right. If she played "Larry 7: Love for Sail!" she can handle it.

And the best part, best reward for all the work I have put in that lesson: in one hour she texts me: "You are such a dick. Come here and untie me!". Not to mention her mobile was in the living room...

I truly deserve the title of Pick Up Asshole. But I believe... I left her better.

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Hail to that brother!
Though honestly... I wouldn't have balls to pull all of that off and to be so bold about it .
Kudos, I hate cheating women too.

Back in the game

Hi there fellas!

I have been in a LTR for a while - it was good, she was beautiful but you know... when a girl wants to move to your apartment sometimes you freak out.

Anyway, I am proud to announce my comeback to game. Which means some more reports for you guys - just keep me running as you did a year ago. Seriously, those multiple messages you have sent me back then were the second most motivating thing - after sex of course.

That smell of new adventures... fascinating!

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Sat, 7th July'12 - New city, new opportunity - Surielx and friends.

Results:
HB#1 - kiss close and #close, setting up a Day 2
HB#2 - #close.

I am invited to go clubbing with one of my best friend to a guy I knew before. I am pretty sure that he knows about game but it's not this level of friendship to ask about it.

Anyway, we are having "before party" in a car with our special guest - vodka on the rocks. We enter first club with a huge dancefloor just in time - girls are dancing, guys still drinking. You can immediately spot 2 separate hen parties. So here we go: I approach first vagina gathering with bunny ears there and go dancing with one girl. I ask who is the happy bride and go for her. I am dancing like crazy with her in the center of the circle of girls. Tell me more about social proof. The same was with the second hen party.

Then I need to drink. Not only to moisten my throat but to look at the dancefloor from aside. After this almost with every girl was the same situation - I approach, dance and leave. I get one rejection - from the girl who is there with her boyfriend. He is cool and smiling so I just told him "Congrats on your girlfriend, she's really pretty" and go dancing again.

Then I spot HB#1 looking at me. She is blonde, age 30-32 (I am 24), but extremely good-looking. If these girls before were ordinary, HB#1 instantly triggered my attraction swich. I had to do it.

I approach her on the dancefloor and dance with her. It was hard at first but then I say to her "Relax and smile, it's fun". It worked.
HB#1: "Aren't you too young to dance with me?"
Surielx: "Hah, you feel old with me?"
HB#1: "No, not really."
S: "Let's see if you can handle this."
And I arced her back in dancing. I can see her blushing.
S: (giving hand) "Surielx."
HB#1: "HB#1."
S: "What's your story?"
HB#1: "What story?"
S: "Tell me who you are."
HB#1: "Well, I work in an office and..."
S: "Wait, that's not what I mean. I mean who you really are, not where do you work."
Somewhere during this conversation the music stops, I take her hand and slowly go outside the club talking. We talk a bit, she tells me about her previous relationships and so, I reply:
S: "You know, we used to think that love is meant to last forever. But it's not. When it happens, just feel free to use it, taste it and after that thank God you had the chance to experience it."
(a moment of pause and staring in each other eyes, I take my hand, put her hair off her face, place my hand on her cheek)
S: "Look at me. Smile."
Kiss-close. Pure romance. I am laughing my ass off right now. I stop and continue convo:
S: "So, what are your plans for the world's last holiday?"
HB#1: "Huh?"
S: "Haven't you heard? December 2012, Apocalypse and so on?"
HB#1: "I don't believe in this."
S: "Bullshit, right? But how would you spent this holiday if it really was the last?"
I really love this routine. They say they want to experience something new and so... I came up with that when I heard a phrase "What are your plans for the world's last holiday?" on radio audition. Back to report - we kissed some more, exchanged numbers. I am going to call her today.

We enter the second club and this is a disaster - small dancefloor, loud music, nothing to sarge here. But hey, I am with my friends having fun, already kiss-closed - why not have more fun? So we dance for like two more hours, it's already 3:30a.m. so we exit the club.

On our way out I can see a girl sitting alone, playing with her phone. She's gorgeous, her boobs are shouting "Rescue me!" so me, the superhero, cannot be cold for this cry for help.

Surielx: "Shitty SPAM here, right?"
HB#2: "Yeah, it's not always like that."
S: "It's my first time here, too bad that night was not so exciting like I expected."
HB#2: "Me too."
S: (giving hand) "Surielx."
HB#2: "HB#2."
Then a smalltalk, where we are from, I mentioned I finished law school and look forward to go further blah blah blah... After like 5 minutes I ask:
S: "I bet you can't even remember my name."
HB#2: "..."
S: "Hah, I knew it!"
She looks me in the eyes, I point at my cheek, she kisses it.
S: "Surielx. Now will you remember?"
HB#2: "For sure."
Smalltalk again, light kino, usual stuff. Then my friends call me and I have to go out. We exchange numbers, kiss each other cheeks and say goodbye. The whole thing didn't last more than 20 minutes. I am definitely going to call her today, these boobies shouting for help are going to be saved!

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Follow-up:

HB#2 - she asked me to come to the club she's having birthday in. I came but couldn't remember how the hell does she look like and I was intimidated by an SPAM in the club - the most classy I was in so far. Just imagine a female violinist in duo with a DJ playing "One night in Ibiza".

HB#1 - I have just returned home from her. As it comes out, she's having a son at the age of 18. And yes, my first MILF . Details about gaming her:
a) she was stressed so I came up with two stories: one C&F and one vulnerability story. She opened up a little bit.
b) she made me some food so I told her I will show her how to dance (you know, escalation to kissing)
c) a HUGE LMR. I needed 3 steps: arousal was the first, classic freeze-out was the second and the last one: I tell her I know what does she need, lay her head on my shoulder and we lay on the bed. The Cube comes in handy. We make out and arousal was the ice-breaker this time.
She shit-tested me all the time. I mean: A LOT. "What do you think about my body?", "You know, I need a man of the house", "I'm hungry, do you know how to cook?".... she was like Luftwaffe over France in 1940. But still, full monty.

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