I'm gonna see this female friend in class this tuesday and we're inevitably gonna have lunch unless her Beta BF shows up. I've had a wierd encounter with them earlier. I was just standing around looking like a moron one day and she came up to me and I said "I love how that shirt hides your belly so well.". She laughed and said "You're mean!" and she asked "Hey do you know where I can get this subject.." and stuff like that. Her BBF was telling her "We should go to.." but she was ignoring me and staring into my eyes (I stared back) as we spoke. I asked "Aren't you gonna introduce me? Is she always like this?" then I shook the BBFs hand and introduced myself and left.

Anyway, if the BBF doesn't show up, I'm gonna say:

"So who was that guy?"

I'm anticipating her to say: "My boyfriend."

I plan to say:

1. "Oh based on our last encounter, I thought he was your bitch. "

2. "You are such a flayer! How about that guy who was all over you in your FB page saying how much he loves you and how 'cute' you are? He must paste pictures of you on his wall, and kisses 'em everyday and..."

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Ex-name: stelphie, origin: a combination of 'Steph', an HB I had one-itis on at the time of registration; and 'Selphie', a videogame character I thought was hot.