I just got a shit test by a woman i'm gaming, and I'd just like to use it as an example here. I just negged here saying "You'll say anything to get into my good books won't you?" and here is an exact transcript, if i had known I would have a good example of a shit test about to be had in a phone conversation I would have recorded it!

Her: "Look I say what I feel and what I think, so don't get ahead of yourself mister, plus, you're too young for me"

Me: "I'm guessing you're not the comedic type. If I wanted to change my age I'd probably have to fake my own death and move to the Phillipines there, and the food is probably shite (no offence to any of my fellow PUAs from the Phillipines, situational comeback), so that's out of the question.

Her: "Of course i'm joking, if you weren't interested you'd just act all defensive or just fuck off, plus, age is only a number" (she's 5 years older)

Lessons I learned:
1) IOIs are as important to women as they are to men
2) A human female will attack a male in a battle of words and actions to evaluate at least two of these three traits - mental sharpness, desirability and confidence. This is comparable to the Tasmanian devil's mating rituals which the femal engages the male in physical combat to evaluate their strength and prowess.

My two cents.

So you wouldn't recommend bursting into tears and hanging up? Shit, that must be what I have been doing wrong all along. Sorry, I had that mental image burst into my mind and thought I would share the laughs.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

"2)A human female will attack a male in a battle of words and actions to evaluate at least two of these three traits - mental sharpness, desirability and confidence."

That means she is trying to make sure you are not a fuckin chode (afc, loser what ever you wanna called). she wants to see if you are a MAN who stood up on what he believes and not a pussy to argue or disssagreed (thats why a lot of girls like assholes or badboys intead of a nice guy) so she will know you are worth to hang out or sleep with her. remenber this:
man is action women is reaction