i got heaps of good role play... whos got some good ideas?

i got something... like... ok.. we r totally broken up right now.. im keeping the painitng on the left wall!

You're my girlfriend for 5 minutes. Hold my hand, we're walking down the road. Wow that's a firm grip you got there, easy missy!!!
Oh btw, i gotta confess something..... I've cheated on you.. (Her complying reaction will be: WHAAAT? *giggle*)
well ye, that time we went camping with your best friend, what's her name again? (Jessie) Jessie, right, well remember when i asked you to get some wood for the fire? Me and Jessie thought it'd be a cool idea taking a naked bath and surprise you while you were gone.. But, then it just kinda happened between me and jessie. I SWEAR IT WAS ONLY SUPERFICIAL! DO you forgive me?

Ofc that's a shortened version of many C/F's, Push N pulls etc.. Oh and i ripped it straight off Tim.

nice i like it!

how about this one..

'you know... you and me are really good together.. i might go out with u.. steal all ur money, and then make out with all ur freinds so i ruin all ur relationships:)'... yehp ur deifnately a keeper!

and how about this for a neg

whilst talking: 'can you seriously stop checking me out, you dont own me!