Yeah I have 2.
I tell them I have one arm band (I don't have huge muscles, but not small either, and they are hard from my work) and I flex my arm/shoulder and take her hand and place it where the band is and say 'can you feel where the shoulder muscles and arm muscles meet? Thats where the band is', of course she cops a feel while she is at it.
As for the second (ok its on the bck of the shoulder and nothing special, but she doesnt know that), 'Well I'm not sure if I should tell you about that. Not now anyway'
'Oh come on, please?'
''Hey dont be so needy. Your high maintainance aren't you?' Nice neg to slip in, but of course joking at the same time. Before she can get upset: 'How about you? Do you have a tattoo?'
HB: Yes/no
You: 'Ok, where is it' or 'Where would you want it to be'
I'm sure you can all work it out from there
