TL;DR. I need to go from friendzone to fuck. Close friends Ex. Drugs are bad mmmkay?

Need help with the phrasing of a conversation to HB 9. She just got out of a 4 year LTR cuz of his painkiller addiction. Both close friends. We share the majority of our friends.

When she was living with him still. We go out one night, and as were leaving the bar some dude hits on her. Only I saw. As were walking with her arm around my waist she says ‘that dude was hot.’

Week later she fucks some other dude. Everybody finds out. Week after that, we all plan to share a roll of the purest MDMA. She gets embarrassed and her and him dip at the last second. Ok.

Now she’s single, she texted me and mutual friend 1 bout going out. He lies to her says he’s out of town. Didn’t know. Was already with them. I told her who I was with. Asks me if I need a ride home cuz shes ‘taking a friend home’, phone dies, I get home, ask her ‘when’ and she says ‘tonight.’ Fuck.

Im thinking she doesn’t feel embarrassed around me/wants to be alone with me (and possibly fuck?). We don’t meet, so I tell her I’ve been through it, neg myself, I don’t care about the drama and complements. Next mid day she responds ‘bla bla your such a good guy…lets get together and chat.’

Going out tomorrow together. We’re probably gonna talk about her relationship. How should I phrase my responses verbally to avoid the friendzone? Gonna try push pull escalating kino + kiss close at the end when were drunk.

While she's using you for her 'girlfriend talk' listen politely, briefly. Hold eye contact with her, then look down at her breasts, then back up at her lips, and back down again, repeat a couple times as your talking/drinking.

Then interrupt, take her hands in yours, look her in the eye and say: "I'm trying to listen to everything your saying, but I can't comprehend it because I just keep thinking about fucking you!"

Don't be a pussy SAY IT!

Then sit back and calmly ask her to continue with what the fuck ever she was babbling about.

Then when she stops, tell her a story about a recent (or made up) sexual encounter you had.

Take her back to your place to burn some garbage, make your move, and pound her guts flat.

Your VERY close to falling into the friend zone abyss never to be seen again, at least never to see her naked.

You'l likely get ONE chance, if you pass, it will never resurface.

Getting out of the friend zone is like burning eggs in a pan.

You can sometimes scrub and scrape with a lot of effort, and start over.

It's a fuck of a lot easier if you don't burn them in the 1st place!

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