Hey fellas. Shredder here. I'm posting this in the Mid-Game section of this forum because I have already opened this chick. Here's the thing though. She lives a few houses down from me. We live in this place full of townhouses, and we met at the pool that the association offers us here. She's sweet, real cute, and about 3 years older than me, but it didnt seem to stop her from flirting with me poolside when we met about a week ago. Before I go any further, she has a boyfriend that lives here with her. I've seen him before but never met him. I know that I'm probably gonna catch a lot of shit for posting about trying to snag a girl with a bf on here, but my penis does not discriminate, and for that, I will not apologize. There are plenty of other cute girls I could meet in the neighborhood, and of course, out in the world, and that is why the outcome of this doesnt matter to me that much. I just wanna try and get some practice though. So here's what I need your advice on. It was a typical misty/wet New England morning here, and I went over to the pool to talk to one of my buddies who happens to be the pool monitor. He packed it in and we said good bye, and I started to walk back to my house. I see this car slowing down beside me. This person is waving at me. I look through the windshield and it's her smiling. I wave and then pretend it never happened. I'm up the steps to my house and she gets out of the car and starts talking to me. My mind goes fucking blank. I neg her about her subaru impreza. Telling her that it's a total "Dude Car". I mention something about us hanging at the pool on a nicer day. She says yes and tells me to have a good day. Total fluff talk. I come back into my house and I'm upset for not going over to her and talking to her for a bit. Fml.

So now when I see her though. I plan on telling her a couple funny stories, (one that is slightly sexual/DHV, and the other that is one that I took and tweaked from Mystery) and then I was gonna bring up the boyfriend and say something like, "Hey where's your boyfriend and how come I've never met him?" After she answers, I figured I'd go into talking about how he's probably the perfect boyfriend for her, and that I bet he brings her flowers just for the hell of it, and writes her little notes just because, and calls her on the way home to see if she needs anything at the market. Haha, it's like being genuine, but at the same time you're tooling on him and making him look beta, right? After that I guess I'd say something like, "You really are lucky. As for me though, I'm not a relationships kinda guy. I like to travel, meet new people, and explore new places." Idk, maybe one of you guys can either correct me or add to that. I got the idea in my head of saying something like that based on a certain boyfriend destroyer thread that I was reading a few days ago.

Lastly, I think it's important to note that I think we have a mutual attraction for one another. Even if only a bit on her end. First day I met her, she came into the pool are and I was tanning next to my buddy where he monitors the sign in sheet. She looked good. As she was signing in, I looked up and asking her what her name was. We chatted for a minute, and she went to lounge at the chair nearest from us. A couple times I caught her looking over at me. We smiled at each other. Big smiles. Then she sat with her feet in the deep end. I told my buddy I was going to make a move, so I went with my feet in and sat diagonally from her. There were a bunch of little girls playing catch. I told them I wanted in on the game and then threw the ball at my target. Before you know it, we're talking to and laughing with each other and she's asking me about myself and all that. She wants me to walk my dog when she walks her dogs??? It was nice. Worst case scenario, I'll have a friend that can give me some fashion advice before I go out sarging. But I find her adorable and wanna be inside her, and the point of this post is, she seemed a bit too "friendly" for a girl with a boyfriend. She may have even said she was lonely at one point. Then again, she did just move in about 2 1/2 weeks ago. What advice can you give me on mentioning the boyfriend?

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