When I was brushing my teeth this morning I had found my watch that was missing for quite awhile.
I went to go put it on and realized the battery was dead, but its a nice Nixon watch I bought myself from the island st thomas.. (one of the reasons I wear it is to use it for story telling about my travels)
Since this morning, I've been thinking of ways on how to usea dead watch in the field and what I've come up with is this:
If a woman recognizes that its dead, I would say something along the lines of "well time is man made, and truly doesn't exist, clocks exist. Humans are the only organism that are worried about time because they're the only ones who comprehend "time" So I wear this watch to remind myself that I have all the time in the world..."
In my opinion, I think this could work as long as I (or one of you) comes up with a way to end it and tie it together to work in my advantage. Please help me out with any ideas or use it yourselves and post your success about it.
Thank you, Moxie

This is cool! Just let conversation branch out, man!