Hey Guys!

So, I did some tryouts on text openers this weekend and used this one in particular:

Aliens are coming to take all the sexy ass people on this world. Dont worry, you're safe... I just wrote to say goodbye!

I'm interested in the answer of this girl in particular:

HB9: (Answers a day later) Hahahahah, why to say goodbye?

At this moment I thought... wow did she really didnt get the joke?

So I got distracted with other things and wrote later that night:

Tac: Because you wont see me anymore once I'm abducted
HB9: Whaaaat??

Any idea?

Second set:

Tac: Aliens are coming to take all the sexy ass people on this world. Dont worry, you're safe... I just wrote to say goodbye!
HB8: Hahaha, You Jerk!
I answered till the next day
Tac: I know! Those damn aliens!
HB8: Hahahahahahaha, You're the worst!
Tac: Aliens are thinking on abducting you:
HB8: No! Im ok right here
Hb8: Hahahaha
HB8: You tell me how that goes

Couple hours later

Tac: Hahaha (Fluff talk for a couple of minutes).

HB8 seems like should be ready to set a 2nd day
HB9 cant really seem to understand what's going on.

Greetings

Go for the 8 ...she'll be more fun.

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I had a girl like this- she would not catch any wit if it was tossed in her face from a foot away. I would turn the joke into saying that I want to see her before I'm abducted.


What were you trying to accomplish with that text? I thought every girl has heard those templates.

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You don't need special text messages to get her. Be cool, save the funny stuff for in person.

Texts should really only be used to set up a date. After you get with her, then text her all you want.