Zed_941/11/2013 2:58:19 AM
DRIPPIN DAT SPAGHETTI SAUSE ALL OVER THE PLACE


No but seriously, now that I have your attention: You and I should converse. We already have so much in common: we're both relatively pleasant people (seemingly so), we're both mouth-salivatingly attractive, and we like to wear satin leopard print t-s (this was a reference to her dp)

jessababes_xoxo1/11/2013 8:15:29 AM
Lol hey


Zed_941/11/2013 10:58:23 AM
you look italian

jessababes_xoxo1/12/2013 4:34:49 AM
I'm not


Zed_941/12/2013 9:11:46 AM
You must be an Engineer, considering your ability to create such compact, efficient, nondescript messages

jessababes_xoxo1/12/2013 1:29:27 PM
What lmfaoo!!



Seriously, wtf. It says on her profile shes shy or some shit, but come on. What do I do here?

That's exactly what you say. Also, since she's not comfortable with you, you probably need to do a routine or two on her to build some up. But don't just mess around and ask yes/no questions.

Maybe you could start by asking her what her top 5 pet peeves are, your number one is when a girl says "uhm, I don't know." Then if she says: "uhm, Idk" you know it's time to let this one walk.

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haha, indeed. good advice here because you actually get a solid conclusion to that "bish"

Reppin the PNW btw! beautiful day.

Ooh yeah... didn't think of that... asking for more than 1 answer to a single question... good shit man... I ended up sending this cause I'm an impatient mofo

"Damn girl, your cute and all, but thats only gonna get you so far I CHALLENGE YOU to tell me something interesting about yourself. If you dare."

I gave that bish a winky face. Bishes love winky faces.

Ehhh ur coming off a bit too strong i'd say. Try some routines on her first like the guy above said so she's more comfortable with you. oh yeah. and if you cant distinguish the difference between your and you're just use "ur"

Negative. Learn to distinguish them and always use the correct one. You can seriously lose a gal being text b/s. Get your grammar game right; you'll never lose a girl, even a girl with poor grammar, because you have excellent grammar.

You're is a contraction of "you" and "are." Example: You're a crazy bish. Your is a pronoun indicating possession. Example: Your bish is crazy.

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