Does any1 know any jokes which involve touching the girl as part of it?

Cheers

Okay I saw this online somewhere youtube maybe, and used it many times myself with a lot of success! It takes just a little planning / memory on your part and some creative flair while story telling.

NOTE: if your personality ISNT that of a joker or one of someone that never takes themselves seriously this probably wont work for you.

Your preperation: look online at palm reading and know where one or two lines are and what they are supposed to mean.

IN GAME

You: So I was reading in a magazine that palmistry is actually pretty accurate so decided to do a little research in to it.
(more girls believe in this and astrology than dont so she might be sceptical but if you say the storey and pad it out which gives a scene)
HB: huh?
You: look give me your hand I'll show you what I learnt.
(Take her hand, use your index finger and trace a few lines in her hand for a few seconds)
You: (point to a line and tell her about it) "Well, you see this line here thats the Girth of Soloman the deeper / longer it is goes to show how generous and kind you are". ( choose another you get my point if you researched and set the storey you'll go with the flow)
You:Huh? Thats just weird!! (tracing over a random line - this will be your 3rd line)
HB: what, what is it?
You: Well this line, this is special and rare...you see this line....it's the retard line!

Throw her hand back at her, smile ... Hell even chuckle "omg I cant believe you were falling for that"

WHAT IT DOES
-Give you a chance to hold her hand for a few good minutes and she wont think 1st date creep
-Draws her in to the storey
-Makes her feel silly
-Gives you both something to laugh at
-Thowing her hand away subconciously lets her think he could get other women -is he interested? Which makes you more alpha
-You now can tease ( if your out in the park walking along just give a little hip bump while calling her dopey)
-If later on you know the convo is slowing or its even going really well come back to it "hey cant believe you fell for that palm reading thing can I see that line again" hold out hands ready to grab.

This is great for setting up a laugh!

That's good man, I'll have to try it. I'm a ball buster, it's in my nature. This would work perfect. I feel like you could start the joking before that by doing the standard "boy your hands are so small/large/smelly/etc." then get all serious for a bit, act like you're concentrating really hard, then hit the retard line. Definitely trying this out tonight.