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Eventually, it seems, that in every set I get into, even while most of what I am saying are interesting statements they can follow up on, the girls always start asking me the same kinds of questions I used to ask before I started getting into this.
Stuff like, what do you do, how old are you, do you like this and that, how old are you etc.
I have a few responses bouncing around in my head, but am trying to come up with stuff that's a bit more me.
What do you guys say in these instances?
I deal with this by giving crazy answers:
eg.
What do you do?
I'm a professional heart-breaker so stop hitting on me!
or
I'm a prolific serial killer and I'm looking for my next victim to add to my collection down my well.
How old are you?
How old do you think I am? Try and guess... (DHV / cat-string) - Then tease her if she gets it wrong:
eg 1. [if she is older than you] Jeez, you're old enough to by my mother...
eg 2. [if she is younger than you] It's never gonna work between us, I'm old enough to be your daddy...
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