Goofin off on this online website, I made a completely ridiculous profile and kept a congruent frame with my messages and replies.

I really don't care about the outcome of any of these interactions but I became curious today how a different mind would take it from here.

Heres the begginning of a convo with a punk white girl. I've already messaged her back and so I wont reply with the suggestions you post, I would however jlike your point of view as there seems to be a good set up for a witty remark


UltraSpandexBoi6/11/2012 10:08:16 PM
Sup nigga

skatergirl87876/11/2012 10:28:20 PM
Haha I'm just layin in bed wbu?


UltraSpandexBoi6/11/2012 10:46:27 PM
Contemplating philosophy while touchin myself
The usual

skatergirl87876/12/2012 2:56:23 PM
Haha that's a new one


UltraSpandexBoi6/12/2012 10:15:07 PM
What can I say? I'm an individual

skatergirl87876/13/2012 1:43:13 AM
Hey an individual, I'm annie

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Me: damm you hitting on me already

Me: you must like to do things fast

I like Soncheese's response tbh I'd answer something like that preferably.

Me: Hey Annie

And let her respond to that not witty but if she's really interested and assuming she obviously is by already introducing, she would respond somehow.

you replied with "hey annie" i was expecting something really witty lol

what was her reply to that?

And with saying mine

Me: you must like to do things fast

Whatever her reply is (doesnt matter) you can turn it to sexual talk

you could say

Me: Well i like fast means you get a better thrill out of it right

but the opener "sup nigga" is actually great to use on a white chick

it made me laugh lol

Soncheese x

skatergirl87876/13/2012 1:43:13 AM
Hey an individual, I'm annie


UltraSpandexBoi6/13/2012 10:13:11 PM
Stop flirting with me

skatergirl87876/14/2012 2:59:44 PM
Haha no I'm notttt


UltraSpandexBoi6/14/2012 10:16:50 PM
Did you just grab my ass?

skatergirl87876/14/2012 10:45:10 PM
No! c:


UltraSpandexBoi6/14/2012 11:58:10 PM
I'm pretty sure you just grabbed both cheeks at the same time.
Control yourself please

skatergirl87876/14/2012 11:59:28 PM
I'm sorry i just couldn't help myself


UltraSpandexBoi6/15/2012 12:16:52 AM
It's ok I understand. It's only natural. You got lost in my beautiful
masculine eyes.

skatergirl87876/15/2012 2:51:12 AM
Of course ^.^

Sidenote:I'm 20, and into older chicks. At this point she changed her age in her profile from 19yo to 18yo. Or I confused her with another girl


UltraSpandexBoi6/15/2012 10:15:25 PM
Wait, how do you grow younger? Weren't you 19 two days ago?
I thought you were 19

skatergirl87876/16/2012 9:17:32 AM
I'm eighteen lol I never said I was 19.


UltraSpandexBoi6/16/2012 1:40:06 PM
Oh god. You still live with your parents don't you?
Youngin. You are so young. I bet you have a spongebob backpack

skatergirl87876/16/2012 11:04:32 PM
Yes and of course!


UltraSpandexBoi6/17/2012 12:50:02 AM
Do you still wear diapers?

skatergirl87876/17/2012 11:42:35 AM
Sometimes.


Oh. My. God. There are too many possibilities with this. Have you ever been at a fork in the road with so many different paths that you're just completely stuck there with the overwhelming number of choices?

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