I met the biggest bitch of my entire life, before landing with some hot spanish ass. This girl was of course an HB 8 or 9 minus 7 including her personality. The bitch punched me in the gut after only speaking to her for 3 minutes for NO REASON.

I know she was testing me on several occassions, but I mean what would you say back if this happened to you (for ego points

She then said that she would have punched me harder but she was afraid I was going to cry lol outside by the bouncer. Anyways I would never be interested in someone like this, but I am trying to learn from this experience and a nice comback would be nice to replace this potential scarful one lol.

Also what's a good comeback to how old are you? I said, 17. and then as she persisted i asked her "why so you can brag to your friend about this gorgeous guy you met at the bar". Next thing I know she punched me. BITCH

A good "comeback" to how old are you is your actual age. Try not to see everything as a test, it will only fuck you up. She was just trying to get to know you. As for the punching thing, I would have left her alone after that.