Met a chick at a coffee shop a little bit ago and got a bunch of IOIs and her number.
Texted her
First round:
Capt: Thought I'd say hello to my favorite barista (well at least top five

) -Capt
HB8.5: Thanks! Hello!
Capt: Hope your day's kicking ass! (Sensed something odd, sent something low investment)
Then nothing (Hunch seemingly confirmed)
I come in again this week with my bud, and the plot thickens: the first thing she says is how she didn't know it was me (she forgot my name, gr...) and took her a couple days to realize it was me and not some creeper who got her # surreptitiously. The rest of the night was good, flirted and got more IOIs.
So I was thinking of reopening with this:
C: Congratulations!
HB: Why??
C: You get a two for one! The dashing gentleman who's texting you not only isn't some creepy chap, he also happens to be me
Or something to that effect. Ideas? Thoughts? Revisions?