thanks for all the advice guys. Im not going to say i dont have confidence issues, but I dont think that it is the sole fix for this situation. For those of you who suggested that, i get it, thanks, but i think there is a little more to the problem!
I just wanted a mechanical solution to take the attention off that. I read a couple suggestions and those were good. Its actually really funny what my buddy does, they call him out so he carried this id card which is pretty sweet actually, so i kind of think that if i bullshit and hes legit, it looks kinda silly, but degrading his profession lightly (id let him know ahead of time cuz hes a good guy and im not in this to make him feel bad) would probably be fun . And with what DUBL-eS said, i can see now how it could be pretty easy to tease the girls from that situation.
Its not all about the money too, i agree, hes 23. that means hes very young to graduate from that program so a lot of it just the wow factor that comes with doing something awesome

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Still willing to hear more advice! Appreciate it guys!