hi guys,
i'm new here but i was hoping i could get just a little bit of advice.
i met this stunningly beautiful girl last night (on holidays) in stockholm, i approached her with quite an ordinary line, approaching her as she looked bored on a couch on her own, her friend talking to some random slob beside her. but she actually responded well, and said she'd love to meet up in the next few days after an exam she has next week. but my time chatting to her was cut short when a bouncer decided to toss out her friend for being too drunk.
i promised her that i would have the funniest, smartest facebook msg for her tomorrow, and that she should expect something great.
my problem is that. i could say millions of things to her, some may come across funny, some possibly hilarious, but has anybody got advice for something actually amazing that would have high chances of getting a favourable response from her? i know what im asking is probably impossible but any help is better than none. just thought i'd give it a try.

cheers
rmg

You've created some expectation, there's only two ways that you could handle it. Either you really come up with something awesome which will make you look like you are trying to impress too hard. Or you make fun of yourself with a self-reference message and get an effect far better than you would have gotten with showing off.

Try to remember the words you said to her when you told her that you will post the funniest, smartest Facebook message ever. For example, if I told her pretty much with the words "Alright, check this out... Tomorrow... I am going to post up THE best Facebook status message you have read IN YOUR ENTIRE life. You'll love it." (where the capitalized parts show increased emotional tonality while talking), then I would put up a status like "Hello. I am the THE best Facebook status message you have read IN YOUR ENTIRE life. Be nice to me." If you can get lots of the wording from before together, the impact will be awesome. The self-reference humor is great and you don't have to come up with anything. xD In fact coming up with this is already hilarious. xD

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