Hey guys, i've been lurking around this forum for a while but only decided to start posting yesterday!

I first realized my abilities when I was about 14 years old. I've always been a funny guy, but I asked myself "Why do all the girls I dislike fall in love with me?". Its at that time that I came up with my Boomerang Theory.

The Boomerang Theory is simple, the farther you throw the boomerang, the faster it comes back. Same can be applied for women, the farther I would mock a woman and show no interest, the more she would like me.
I had this girl which I devastated in high-school, I was really a dick to her and often would make her cry in class. At that time I had no interested in her, and she moved to the US. 3 years later she came back, all grown up and pretty hot, she still liked me and I got the business done.

When I discovered my theory I thought to myself "there must be other people out there doing the same thing, and having more theories!" So I starting reading some material on line, getting some audiobooks to listen while I was taking the train or the bus and started mastering it.
I had no problem applying all these techniques to women I wasn't really interested in, but I didn't understand why around beautiful women I would freeze out and act like a wuss.
I blew it off a couple of times because of that, got my heart shattered.

Only for about a year have I been applying perfectly my skills to all type of women, and i've found a nice amount of success.

I'll finish off my introduction by talking about the best hookup i've ever made:

I was at this party about 7 months ago with some friends, I entered the room and saw this beautiful 8.5 brunette dancing. I asked my buddy to introduce me so we walked up to her and he told her:"Hey Alex, this is my friend CW", I went up to her, said "Hi", and we immediately made out.
After we kissed, I looked at her and said:"Wow, you definitely know how to say hi!".


See you guys around,

CW