| Hows it going pui's in training
i live in london, and am just getting into the gui game, i live and work in london, in a bar in mayfair, its pretty shit full of amogs wih a lot of cash to flash, (pay for a £3 drink with a £50 not, and only leaving a 10p tip) thought id drop by see whats going on in the community..
im 25 my hobbies are working, beatboxing, going gym, pretty boring shit really,, anyone here from london and want to take an AFC around show me how things should be? ill swap you some beatboxing techniques for pui tips and training..
So im workin in the bar as usual, serving going outside to collecct glasses... i go ot there and there is an HB on the phone, im not going to bother her, so i go back inside wait for a better time to come get these glasses from behind her, 5 minutes later i come out... she is there in a 3 set, i go up and it goes something like this
AFC: How's it going ladies mind if i get these glasses
HB7: Yeah sure!! why are you smiling so much, you got a really nice smile you know?
AFC: thanks everyone tells me that, im going to take these glasses in to many to carry don't wory i'll be back...
go inside drop of glasses, go back outside for more
HB7: I Really like you you have a very nice smile whats your name
AFC: my name is ..........
HB7: Hey claire look at this guy doesn't he have a nice smile??
HB6: Yeah your really nice,,,,
AFC: Thanks ladies but you know i got to keep working
HB7: come on ..... stay with us, were fun
AFC: no can do to much to do you kow
GO inside meander about blah blah, go back outside
HB7: Oh you work out don't you you got nice arm muscles claire hasn't he got nice arm muscles
AFC: IS THINKING' WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT
HB6: yeah they are nice (feeling me up and down) and your nice pecs too
AFC: come on ladies, you got to carm down, i'm single, not used to all this female attention im starting to like it...
HB7: Your a nice guy aren't you
AFC: yeah course i am
HB6: So your single hey barman??
AFC: yeah unfortunaltly so
HB7: go on clair give him your number!
HB6: Can i trust you
AFC: YEAH
HB6: Take my phone and give me her number
NOW BEFORE I CONTINUE,, I KNOW I FUCKED HERE, SO FORGIVE ME IM AN AFC AND THIS WAS IN MY DAYS BEFORE READING ABOUT 'GAME'
AFC: Yeah you can trust me, but you know you shouldn't give your number to random strangeres
HB6: Why??
AFC: because i could be a raving lunatic!!
HB6: are you??
AFC; No, but you never know!!
HB6: Should i delete my number then
AFC: yeah i think thats the right thing to do
HB7: No claire he looks like a nice guy you can trust him
Taxi arrives to take them to soho,
HB7: you should come to soho??
AFC: no can do, work is calling
HB6: Well i think you look ok so you can keep my number
AFC: cheers,. have a good night ladies!!
never got a reply to the message i sent, even waited 4 days playing it cool and everything, that is how you know you are AFC when your telling them who's number they shouldn't be taking your own, what a dick head, but still live and learn hey!1
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back inside i go, meander around for a bit and i go
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