Hi guys, for all intents and purposes, I am Drift Bus.

I'll start now by saying I'm an AMOG. Always have been, always will.
When i was in Kingergarden, I was the one chosen to give the Santa his present in front of the class (it was a bottle of Jack). During my schooling years, I was always singled out by teachers and told to stop being the centre of attention as I was distracting the class. They later told me that they wanted me to stop because I held such great influence over the other kids, albeit unknown to me.

I've always been confident enough around women, and while I never developed a technique, and couldn't be assured of getting everyone I tried, my natural charm and good looks allowed me to present oppurtunities to girls, and I was never afraid of a "kiss-close" or "f-close".

My natural tendenacy of being a loud mouth jerk (in an endearing way, of course) lent itself nicely to my current profession: Vocalist in a metal band.

Which brings me to my reason for becoming part of the community you all have established.

I now look metal. My hair is oddly long for the trendy girls across Australia, and my all black metal/goth attire, (which, when combined with the unintentional peacocking and anchoring that come with being a frontman, attract metla girls in droves) means I'm left in the dark nowadays when it comes to normal women.

It didn't bother me untill I devised a scheme, a scheme which will take me a year to perfect, master and pull off. A scheme that you will all help me partake with your abundunt knowlegde of all things game.

I wish to seduce my old school mates. They know me as the podgy metal guy, but i'm now fit, semi-famous, and ready to ensnare the girls that never gave me a second look in high school. Every Christmas every gets together at the local club, and I'm hoping that with a years worth of advice, practise and skill, I'll take them completely by surprise.

This long winded introduction must now end (it's boring to everyone but me), but feel free to ask me any questions, just as i will be asking you.

I'll also be posting as many field reports as I can along the way.

Hi everybody, thank you for allowing me intot the community,

Drift Bus