Hey what's up dudes, can't believe I've never joined this site before, but it's pretty kick ass. Got in the game 2 years ago, read "the game", etc. Sucked ass unbelievably for a year, got better, then better, and now I teach out of Chicago and sometimes around the country when my boner's big enough. I have a million retarded ass stories, so you're either going to think I'm badass, or a fucking wack job.

But I love women, traveling, baseball, working out, and amazing positive relationships with as many people as I cross paths with. Don't be shy boys!