Simply after brief introduction go into story mode. Describe how you were just at 7-11 and a guy was buying condoms there. Then passively evoked the emotion that the guy is this total stingy un-abashed human lol. Say that the heclaims he paid with a $20 dollar bill while the clerk swears he paid with a $10 and shows it to him which they make a big deal of it and by the end of the exchange everyone in the store new knew he bought these Trojan "Twisted Pleasure" condoms and knew he only paid $10 and was a total douchbag lol. Then touch and say,"wouldn't you be a little more subtle if you were to walk into 7-11 and have to buy condems"

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lefthook

eh I never do well using other peoples stories.