Hello, I'm a man who now considers himself a devoted Venusian Artist.

My story is very complicated, but in short, I was a hockey player. I played for 12 years, and never really had the stereotypical childhood, I was always pushed to play, consistently practicing after hours until the late night, where I would get maybe an hour or two to watch television or read a book.

The hockey thing went on for a long time, obviously 12 years is a long time, and in the off-season I was playing football. That was until I got a severe knee injury that had me walking around in crutches for months, and essentially ruined my sports career.

It wasn't as devastating as all that however, I never really cared for sports, I never bonded with anyone on any of my teams. I was always intellectually superior to each and every one of them, and it really just pissed me off and messed me up socially.

So, my world turned upside down, and I had to do something new. I got into video gaming, which I found to be a great deal of fun, and ended up somehow with a good deal of great friends.

Women were a problem from early on. Girls were attracted to me before I wanted anything to do with them. At the age of 7, I had twins all over me, obviously at that age I wanted nothing to do with them, but that didn't stop the girls from being well, adventurous. More stupid experiences transpired, and I did alright for myself in Jr. High, but High School was where I really just became stumped. I could get the girls to want to be more involved with me specifically for my looks, but I was nervous, very nervous, and could never push very far. I had to rely on being deep to pull in women, and not all of them were really into that.

So, after several relationships that left me questioning life in a similar manner to Mystery in Neil Strauss' "The Game", I eventually took one of my best friends advice, and looked into the arts.

I started with Mystery, moved to Style, then progressing to David D, and so forth.

So far, my sets have gone quite well, but I think I have a long way to go, luckily I'm a good bullshitter, so I can get places even when I forget specifics.

The name, "The Norwegian", well, I was in a Pagan Black Metal band a couple of years ago for a short time. They always told me I looked a great deal like a norsemen, and, in reality, I am German and Norwegian, so it works. If anything else, I'd call myself somewhat of a rogue.

Anyways, it's good to see this is up and running.

I look forward to learning and posting.