Sarge 1

Ok I was in the philarmonic in Cardiff and it was a bit 'cock heavy'. but I noticed there were a group of netball girls from Yeovil there, they were in the corner and no blokes had the kahoonas to go and talk to any of them. so i thought might as wel and I opened the hottest 2. One of them looked like the girl of saved by the bell and was easily a 10 and the other was a well dressed bird but really only a 7. It was cool as i Kissed closed and number closed both girls and was taking it in turns copping off with them and alternating between the 2. When they both came up to talk to me, i'd keep my distance and turn the conversation neutral and put the attention on to a 3rd member of the group. this sharade went on all night and it wasnt until the morning that they both realised what had happened.


Sarge number 2

2 hot girls in the same club (philarmonic) in Cardiff are copping off with each other, theres almost a ring of bloke around them staring in disbelief. I reckon i'm a 7 out of 10. some blokes around were clearly jocks but had no bant. I walk straight up to them and say lets make this a 3 way thing. They both look at each other and say ok. 3 way kiss then happens which according to my mate looked really wierd. put both on each arm and walked them across the dance floor to the bar to get a drink ala mystery method (although I didnt realise this at the time) then sp3nd the rest of the night fending off other girls who think i'm a footballer. (my mate told them i was) but it was an indirect demonstration of higher value



Sarge number 3.

2 afc's chatting up a 10 who looks a little bored. I walk up and say.
'why dont you f**k these 2 off and kiss me' she turns round looks at me and says OK. cool !! job done



Sarge number 4

a 10 dancing in the club with her average mate. I walk up and say ' you cant dance like that then not kiss me. worked like a charm