First let me introduce myself. You all can call me the Donald. I just recently moved to NYC from California and there are two HBs (is that what they are?) that I've been trying to get at.

The first one I met at the bar almost one month ago, but I left her number back in California when I was visiting. You all think I should give her a call or txt gaming her? I been reading up some txt games and was kinda leaning towards that.

The other one I have been in contact with already. I met her at a plane and she is a doctor. She has invited me to a party with her guy roomates this Friday. We have been texting eachother earlier today before I even knew about any of this LOL.

Here is how it all went.

Me: Hey you how are things. This is my new-old phone. I lost my other one over the weekend.
HB: Dude, u musta had a great weekend! Am waiting in line 4 an iphone. This phone's gotten hella creepy so I'm upgrading ps r u free this friday 2 come over 4 a party?
(we discussed this on the plane that her roomates like to do this)
Me:Yeah, still trying to recover. I don't think I've ever had as much fun. Of course. Let me know.
HB: 9PM!R u on facebook so i can send you a facebook invite & u can accept & make me & my roomies look hella cool? If noy, gimme your email
Me: One step ahead of you. I already sent you one.
#####@gmail. c o m
BTW, you are the coolest person. I bow down to your coolness.

Any takers? I know I pretty much fucked that one up.