| I'm in my mid twenties, I'm a lawyer, I work for myself representing criminal defendants and clients who want to sue people. I work part time as a professor teaching law students about corporations and other business entities.
I don't like one night stands. I like having options; my goal as a pick-up artist is to accumulate a lot of good fuck buddies.
Last May I met my first girlfriend. She'd posted an ad in the "platonic" section of craigslist asking for somebody to watch movies with her. I had a habit of scanning craigslist while at work--I'd also watch episodes of "The Office" or "30 Rock" online while at work, so our first conversation was over AIM and went something like:
me: I'm going to message you in 20 minutes or so after I finish watching this episode of 30 rock
her: well I'm about to leave for work...
(pause)
me: alright I'll pause my episode
So she gave me her number and I called her after work. She told me she wanted to get a tatoo but it was financially infeasible, so I asked how much it cost, and when I found out it was only $120, I offered to pay for it. So we made arrangements to meet each other the following weekend, but when I called her the next day my roommates were talking to me and wanted to go to the movies, and she said she wanted to come along, so I invited her, and we wound up holding hands during the movie, and afterwards she took me back to her house and we fucked.
How she became my girlfriend: The next day after work we met up somewhere, then went back to my house, where she spent the night and we fucked and she blew me, and after morning sex she asked me "so am I your girlfriend now?" to which I replied "ok."
After about a month I clarified to her that I had not agreed to enter into a monoagmous, committed relationship with her, and I told her that if she wasn't comfortable with that she'd better let me know, then as I was explaining my rationale for adopting this position she interrupted me with a kiss then we made out and so on.
A week later a girl was at my house at a barbecue and said she was cold so I put my arm around her and said I was cold too, and we drank a beer together. Then I said we should go watch a DVD, so we went to my room and I grabbed her and threw her on the bed in a playful wrestling type way, then I started whispering into her ear that I know she'd wanted to fuck me since the day we met (I'd known her for like 3 years now), then I tried to kiss her lips but she turned away, so I kissed her neck, then started nibbling on her ear, so then she kissed me, then I took off her clothes while making out with her and we fucked, then watched a movie (Dangerous Beauty is a good movie, it's about Venetian Courtesans, I recommend it).
So then later that week I take girl #2 out to bars to go dancing and we get drunk and meet these two guys from Switzerland, Michael and Yanek. Girl#2 is way into Michael, but his friend Yanek is way into her, and is whispering into her ear alot and giving her alot of attention, she likes it, so I go off and drink a brewski, stare off into the dance floor, and for awhile I go try to dance with other girls but it's not really my thing, I wind up smoking cigarettes and talking to Michael, listening to him tell me about I don't remember what--part of the conversation was about speed laws in California vs. Speed laws in europe, and how mortality rates are identical in places where driving 300 mph is legal.
So the bar closes and I decide it's too expensive to get a cab, so I invite Michael and Yanek back to my non-monogamous girlfriend's house (girl #1), which is in walking distance. We have an 18 pack in the fridge and I want to keep drinking and talking.
So they agree to come, but when we get within 2 blocks of her house, they jet off to go back to their hotel, which causes girl #2 to get really sad and disappointed. She insists that she wants to walk with them back to their hotel, but I refuse, pointing out that they agreed to come to our house, and they're in breach of their agreement, and anyways she's all enamored with Yanek and saying things like "I would walk five hundred miles for them..." so I tell her to go with them to the hotel and call me in the morning, but she doesn't, she comes to girl #1's house with me.
Once there I set her up on the couch and go into Girl #1's bedroom and fuck her.
Afterwards I act concerned about Girl #2, I say I think she's crying, and I tell Girl #1 that I'm going to go check up on her. I start to put my clothes on, but the interrupt myself and ask Girl #1 if she minds if Girl #2 sees her naked, and she says no she doesn't care.
So I go get Girl #2 and bring her into Girl #1's bed and lay between them and talk awhile I don't remember about what exactly, I think I was steering the conversation in the direction of something I remembered from a book called Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert Heinlein, which I'd given a copy of to Girl #1, and she'd read.
Girl #1 and I encourage Girl #2 to take her clothes off, she refuses, but after awhile she says it's too hot to wear clothes, so she takes them off.
After this I spent about what seemed like 2 hours trying to get Girl #1 and Girl #2 to kiss each other. I would keep putting them on the spot, then Girl #1 would refuse, and say she was not going to participate in a threesome. So I would back off, and spend time building comfort, then reapply pressure.
What finally worked was when I told Girl #1 that I wouldn't be able to get hard again if they didn't kiss, but that if they kissed my cock would grow to massive proportions and she'd get to feel it inside her. By this point we'd also agreed that I wouldn't fuck Girl #2 in Girl #1's bed, because it was her bed and she wasn't ok with it.
So by 4:30 AM or so I had the girls making out, which turns out not to be very exciting, discovered what I really wanted to do was fuck girl #2. But I wasn't supposed to be able to because it was girl #1's bed, etc. Meanwhile Girl #2 wasn't getting any, and she was getting colossally horny, and all her horniness was motivating her to do anything I told her to do, she'd make out with Girl #1, and she'd kiss her breasts, and she'd moan, and meanwhile Girl #1 would just lay there and sort of receive sexual attention, but not do anything proactive. Which is why I was getting more and more bored by the prospect of fucking her.
So then I got around the technical rule against fucking Girl #2 "in Girl #1's bed" by fucking Girl #2 on the floor.
Lately I have been hanging out with Girl #2 alot, and she keeps on making an issue out of the fact that she has a boyfriend who's in the airforce who she is supposed to get married to or something. When he comes home.
This morning I was driving Girl #2 from my house to her house in the morning, and she was telling me about how two weeks prior to his return (which'll be August 1), she wants to stop fucking me, and only to resume after he's gone again.
I told her that on the previous night we'd agreed that we both like having sex, and we would stop discussing that issue as a rationale for ceasing to have sex. She replied that we hadn't agreed to do that, because I'd mentioned it, and she hadn't responded, so I'd agreed and she hadn't agreed, so there was no agreement. She then insisted that we have to stop having sex as of July 14th.
I replied that I couldn't make a decision whether to agree or not on such short notice, and that I would take the matter under submission, because I want to acknowledge her interests and positions, but I also have to decide if they are reasonable before I make commitments. She asked me what the hell "taking a matter under submission" is, and I replied that a judge, during a hearing, sometimes makes a ruling immediately after a hearing. He sustains or overrules an objection. He grants or denies a motion on the spot. Sometimes a judge doesn't make a decision on the spot, but instead "takes the matter under submission." I told her that I'd taken notice of her request that we adopt platonic emotional postures towards each other as of July 14th, but that I hadn't ruled upon it yet.
This made her really irritated and I had to change the topic, I started bitching about how she abruptly rolled over last night, after she came, she simply remarked "mmmmmm I came" then rolled over and went to sleep and wouldn't let me cuddle with her or touch her for the rest of the night. I reminded her of how her old boyfriend used to do that to her, and suggested that she was imitating him, and had gotten into the habit of being inattentive to her lover's needs...you know, I put her on the defensive, which allowed us to quit discussing this "no more sex with each other after the 14th" issue. We went and got subway sandwiches, then I dropped her off at her house.
Also, last night, girl #3 was supposed to go out with me, but she flaked, which is why I ended up sleeping with girl #2. But girl #3 texted me earlier today and apologized for flaking on me, and I told her I'd call her after she gets off work, so I'm gonna go see how that goes...
Nice to meet you all.
Also, by the way, before March, all I ever did was play Warcraft 3 with all of my time. I didn't even try to talk to girls. In fact, much of the impetus for quitting playing warcraft 3 and starting to go out and find fuck buddies for myself was that I really liked this one girl, girl #0, who I've had a crush on for 4 years or so, and I saw her boyfriend whispering in her ear and touching her thigh, and it made me intensely jealous---really fucking amazingly jealous--and I think I sublimated that jealousy into an emotion that I could use to overcome my addiction to video games. So I hadn't even used my penis since January before I met girl #1. And that time in January was just a ONS with a drunk girl, and before that, I think it'd been 8 months or so...so it's new for me to be having options and getting laid whenever I want.
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