Hey guys,

This whole talking to women things stumps me everytime .

my main sticking points are:

Talking to women - I can walk up beside them and be ready to start talking to them over my shoulder, but i just freeze. Like, I can't think of any openers or what ever.

Talking shit - I have a tendency to just dribble shit when I'm keen on a girl. It seems that as soon as i'm interested in a girl or want to be accepted into a group I just talk shit hoping that if subsitute silence for meaningless words people will like me.

I'm really over going out onto the town and seeing my own failure staring back at me in red lipstick and a push up bra.

I'm 19 and from Brisbane Australia.

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I speak swedish, so some how when i came back from youth exchange in sweden I hooked up with a swedish backpacker which i ended up dating. But she left australia and in turn some how crushed my spirit.

Good points -

I play the didgeridoo pretty well
I can dress myself fairly well.
Am the best man alive at attracting really ugly girls.

Sounds like you need to get out there and purposefully make a complete ass out of yourself (ie approach women with a dildo strapped to your head, or something similarly embarrassing). Obviously in a location where you'll be unlekely to see any of those people again... The purpose being, to make approaches without the embarrassing item on you relatively easy.

Even better, I think you should go out with a bra and lipstick on... As you mentioned something about in your post... That would be super embarrassing... Hopefully, or you might wanna talk to a professional about it. lol