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herzzreh
 Post subject: Hey and need some help
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:33 am 
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Hey all!

I'm Mike... been married for 5+ years, got divorced, thought I'd come here to brush up on my game. Looks like an awesome forum...
Now, for a serious issue... I need some urgent help, needs posting in "Online Sarging" but I need 30 posts for that and I don't want to flood the board with crap. Ugh...
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Mr. Amador
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:09 am 
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Dude yoi need to post your problem....

Just try to keep it simple, we dont need (or want) to hear the story of your life. So just post the basic stuff...

Wish you luck

PD: Probably you are one of the oldest guys here
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herzzreh
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Older? I'm only 25ish!!!

OK... This one stumbled me, this a reply to my smart-ass opener on MySpace:

"Hey Dude,

A new yorker huh? What are you doing in Juneau? How did you end up here and what is your story? I'll limit it to three questions because four would be kind of intense, (plus it's actually four disguised as three)."

How do I reply to this? Ugh...
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I'd neg her back, HOLD YOUR FRAME MAN! :)

"Well the first one is rhetorical so I'll leave that one open to you, the second and the third are kinda asking the same question so really you've only asked one question. But who's counting? :) (Playful Neg)

I came here to spend more time with my niece who is so adorable! (or whatever DHV you want to use)

I'm not really into people who are afraid of intense I'm a no bullshit kind of guy. What do you have going for you other then your interrogative nature (Or looks or whatever you like)? (Make her jump through your hoop and qualify herself to you)"

Granted JSmooth is the master of online pickup but that's just my two cents.

Good luck!
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herzzreh
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:55 am 
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This one I pretty much have on the hook, I think...

"ow man, i have to reach 20 points for the prize.. haha
you know, im more or less probably the super coolest weirdo you'll ever talk to."

Neg her some more? Give a little ioi?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:05 am 
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Give her a DHV storey then neg her a bit

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herzzreh
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:22 am 
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OK... how about this one, reply to my opener...

"i either dont know who u are or u look really different! and stupid comedys suck!"
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