Heey guys,

Let me introduce myself, I'm Beast, 17 years old.
Like everybody else i got a story. I'm a very competetive guy, mainly because my dad never let me win in my childhood. Yes actually never, he was the kind a guy that would give you 3 pannas and score in the cheekiest way to humialte you. When i was 11 years old i played my first hands of poker against him, unfortunately for him i've always been pretty good with math, manipulating and bluffing. Anyway i may have only beaten him for a couple of Euro's but still i felt invincible for actually beating him at something on my first try. When i just turned 15 i started playing online for money. First week making over 200$, needless to say i fell in love with the games. Two weeks later i busted my bankroll for the first time something that happened quite frequently but i had fun. Last September I nearly got in a car accident because the driver didn't place close attention. The front of the other car actually hit my door, very fortunate the other guy did pay attention. Anyway that moment got me thinking about how i was messing my life up, gaming all the time, eating bad, drinking way to much, didn't gave my all in workouts and not being very disciplined at the tables. Anyway i changed my life around got a positive vibe, got a little more social (used to be kindoff a loner spending a sick amount of time on poker), started martial arts training, gained weight untill i hit the 65 kg mark (Been my goal since i'm only 1.72) and learned pot limit omaha. I made a sickload of money, got a female best friend that i started to fall for a little but she seemed to easy chasing me. But then the turn happened begin this year i got the stupid idea to risk my entire bankroll in a bad weekend (fight with family about school that kinda stuff). Long story short i got my entire bankroll in in a 3way pot with 90%-95% equity getting outrivered without noticing it, doing a ridiculous victory dance only to found out i lost a huge 5 digit pot. Anyway my best friend started picking a fight and i was stupid enough to play along, ended up with her calling me a dope junk (used a supplement once that ended up being on the dope list --> learned from it and check the substances now), an alcoholic (whilst i had stopped drinking but admitted to miss a beer from time to time) an arrogant delusional sportsaddicted idiot, because i had the guts to dream of an UFC carreer and training my ass of on a pretty much daily base. Ofcourse I afc'ed out, started crying (life kinda fell apart in one night, not very proud of it still), made the big mistake of telling her that i was crying (im a pretty big idiot from time to time, seemed like a good idea at the time), pretty much begging her to take me back, begging for an apolagy. The next months were pretty afc and bad months, grandfather dying, failing my year on 0.1 (found a summer route to get my diploma in september so i'll still be able to attend law school next year) dropped weight, lost my best friend (deleted her number and SPAM, ) , getting in a streetfight against 3 guys all by myself, ended up with me running away like Usain freaking Bolt. But hey it's over now, i quit poker (at least untill im 18 so can play live), i got my act back together no more self-pitty and i forgave myself after like six months and now i going to rid myself of that oneitis for once and for all. Even though i wouldn't mind fucking her once in the future.

Anyway from my poker life i always seemed to have succes if i had some sort of weekly quota and not be results oriented.

So things I need to do from now on:
- Learn at least two new submissions a week
- Approach at least 5 girls a week
- Analyse what went wrong, when i get stuck post on this forum for other peoples views
- Stop being a pussy, and tell myself that if i can bluff in a ten grand pot i can talk to any freaking girl


So i'll try to keep you updated on my probably funny adventures. Have a nice day (:

What stakes did you play? I used to play a of LHE cash, SNG's and LHEHU SNG's. before Black Friday. Were you ever on Cardrunners?

I got sick of poker because online poker is rigged (If you don't believe me just type in 'Pokerstars is rigged' into youtube and have a nice laugh) As for Live Games I just cant seem to win, I dont bet enough, im quite a submissive player so I just figured it's not my game (Although I do pretty well in Omaha and cash games, I went into a casino and turned €100 into €1,200 in the same night) but yeah, screw poker anyway, sick of it. Yeah girls seem harder to get if you're the type of guy who spends a lot of time gaming (I know because im the same) but think of girls as a game too, all you gotta do is keep playing until you get good at it and we're all shit at the start anyway

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