I'm new here so if there is a good post on this already please feel free to point me in the right direction.

When a girl asks you what you do for work or for a living or whatever variation and you are very successful.

What do you say or how do you say it without it coming off as either bragging, lying, or typically so foreign to the 21 year old I am talking to they may lose interest right then.

I have this problem mostly with younger girls 19-25. I am 26 and whenever the girls are older if I tell them what I do they are fired up. It would be great to have a solid canned response for any girl under 30.

According to style, your supposed to say something ridiculous like "white slave trader" or "disposable lighter repairman" IDK the reasoning behind it though (i'll try to look it up for you when i can)

You can say anything that you think would be a funny/fun job!

"I put glow in the dark fluid into glo-sticks" You like glo-sticks don't you?
"I teach Octopi to juggle", which is harder than it sounds because they have suction cups!
"Swimming pool filler upper" It takes real dedication to get it just right!
"Have you seen the Most Interesting Man in the World commercials?"
Yes = I'm his dance instructor/voice coach
No= I'm him, you should google me!
"I'm not a Doctor, but I played one on TV!"

The reason you do this is to show you have a sense of humor, You're not complying with her compliance test, and it creates mystery about what you really do. All of which display higher value (DHV).


Peace...

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