Someone please, if anyone reading this can send help, the situation is an emergency. I can't get any chicks and it totally blows. Anyways, I'll tell you what happened and maybe someone can help me out.

So I was out macking all these chicks and it was pretty sweet. I had a hot girlfriend and I was banging a bunch of other girls, you know, I'd go to a club and be like, "Yeah, chicks what's up?" and then just make out with them and score.

This was probably like seven years ago.

Somehow, it all fell apart when I caught a bad case of schizophrenia. Next thing I knew, I'm homeless, and then in all these mental hospitals, and not getting any girls AT ALL. Well like maybe one or two every year or so, not very much.

Listen, I once tried to join Pick Up Arts before, and I guy was like, "Why are you joining pick up arts? You look like a typical AMOG."

So, I thought, "Alright, I'll be an AMOG and not join Pick Up Arts."

Now, it doesn't work just AMOG'ing because the mental illness has taken ahold of my mind and it's all gotten very hard to do.

I purchased MASTER PICK UP ARTIST UNIVERSITY - STEALTH ATTRACTION because a guy in a video told me if I did, I would score at least three chicks in three weeks. So far, however, it's been a week, and I've only scored with one chick, and she was a hooker so I had to pay her $200. Now I am even out of money for hookers, while the rich get richer.

LISTEN: If I score with a hooker and pay her, does that count as being a Master Pick Up Artist? Or do you have to score without paying any cash to be counted as a Master Pick Up Artist?

Guys, let's negotiate here. If we work together, I'm sure we can all get laid. Follow my lead, and there will be hot chicks for everyone, just like it was in the old days.

Never forget our legacy, and let our combined passion for macking it to chicks endure from this point onwards.

Sincerely,

Psycho Mantis
Master Pick Up Artist of the Year

Psycho Mantis, as someone who has had mental problems in the past (bipolar disorder with psychotic episodes and depression), I can tell you that until you get the schizophrenia under control you won't have much success with women. You need to develop an inner core of strength in order to deal with the world, and with women, because women can cause emotional problems for you unless you are very solid in yourself.

So, I would suggest finding and following a serious spiritual path. Which one is up to you, but you will need to find a community you can gain support from and wise people who can guide you.

That doesn't mean you should stop trying to meet women... just realize it is going to be harder for you than for most people.

That said, if you are willing to spend $200 on a hooker, you should skip the hooker next time and spend the money on David DeAngelo's "Deep Inner Game" or "On Being A Man" programs. (Yeah, I recommend David a lot, but it's only because he's top-notch, I don't get any money from it).

Welcome to the community, and just remember... your success with women will be a direct reflection of your success in taking control of your life and becoming a person that other people like and admire.

Cheers,
~50

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