Hey guys,

I actually found this forum in the summer 2009. I was browsing through the net, stumbled upon a word I just had to look up. Guess this was the life I was living eh? Well, by some freak of chance I was directed to the MPUAForum. When inside I was first like what is this? At the time I was trying to get laid with this girl I knew and I had major difficulties doing anything. I was 17-years-old and had never had a girl. I wasn't that bad overall. My friends and I have always been the coolest in town and we always had that fun that girls likes and all my friends had no difficulties getting girls. It was just me.

On the forum I saw a piece of literature.. The Venusian Arts Handbook, ah. I was quick to get my hands on it and it just pulled me in. It was really the kick I needed and later on I got my first girlfriend. A gymnast.
Now, 3-4 years later I'm gathering experience in-field and my first reason for coming in here and registering at freakin 05.00 or something after the club was because I had a not so great but hilarious Field Report to share with you,

MPUAForum made me do it Good times