I am from a beach town in California. I'm thirty. I got into the game probably a long time ago by reading a maniac high seduction manual which I tried out on a girl in Costa Rica which worked. After that I joined the old #pua channel on irc dot freenode dot net and I used to heckle people like Mystery, Style, Gunwitch, and whoever else came by. I remember liking and reading the juggler method, or parts of it. I remember that Mystery breaks pick up down into 3 phases, 1) attraction 2) comfort and 3) seduction. I am really lazy on the comfort phase, I am so lazy, I am like Tony Montana is with the comfort phase, just walks up to a married woman and proposes to her that we start making kids, and explain matter of fact that I want her husband to pay the child support etcetera; I sort of think this is all a hillarious joke. I think everything is either very very serious or a hillarious joke or not important at all, or actually, there are 4 ways I classify things:

1) Interesting
2) Boring
3) Important
4) Unimportant

I recently learned how to tell a girl that she is unimportant. I think this is a key skill you need to have in order to be able to manage your time as a pua. I'm not saying that I'm a pua because I don't even try to pick up most of the girls I see, but I recognize that there is an opportunity cost to not sarging. I like to talk about sexonomics, I know we're not supposed to advertise, but sexonomics is important, just like arrow's impossibility theorem is important, and I know this from an argument from authority from Brendan Beare or whoever that econ professor guy is who likes Locke from Final Fantasy III that I was talking about with at Porter's Pub in UCSD this summer. Yeah I know how to empathize with people with disorganized schizophrenia and sometimes I can act like one, you know, jumping from tangent to tangent like Bandler and Grinder did in Frogs to Princes, contradicting each other by stating such things as:

Bandler: "there is no such thing as hypnosis"
Grinder: "everything is hypnosis"

etcetera. What pickup methods do I use? I usually know that I'm probably not going to not have sex with a girl if I notice myself putting my hands on her, touching her, in an increasingly sexually suggestive or sexual way, and she encourages me or does not resist me or does something besides saying no. I notice that there are lots of things I can do which prompt girls to say no. Gunwitch always used to say "make the ho say no." But I think I am starting to learn to do groundwork. I am kinda in love, kinda in one-itis with a girl who i haven't really f-closed in about 2 years, although I have probably tried to f-close her about 6 times during this interval, maybe more, maybe less, it's hard to keep track. I have quit my job to bring this girl a present. After the fact I'm like I didn't like that job anyways, and I go find my own clients and bring them to another boss.

I'm a legal guy. I used to play massive multiplayer online roleplaying games obsessively before I started partying. My goal is and has always been something similar to what the people participated in in that book Stranger in a Strange Land by R. Heinlein, I want to be polyamorous and intimate with lots of people with no jealousy and live in a bee hive of transcendant evolved people who, well you know how they say about love, how you learn things about yourself by falling in love with another person, I like to experiment, I like to learn. I've gotta go author a complaint about an option adjustable rate mortgage and a foreclosure and a trustee sale and an unlawful detainer and a void, voidable contract which is both substantively and procedurally unconscionable, because it contains harsh, one-sided terms such as built in foreclosure, and also sets up unequal bargaining positions by including a pre-payment penalty which etcetera, and a dishonest broker, and all that jazz...I guess what I'm sayin is that it's my job to bitch about people getting kicked out of their homes, right now anyways. my buddy's showing up and it's almost 4:20 where I live so party on fellas, party on ladies~

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