I've decided to call myself Jimmy Kent. A girl told me the other day that If Clark kent and Jimmy Neutron had a child, it would look like me.(big hair and black glasses) Unfortunately Im not always a genius superhero though; today I got blown out. A 9 waved me over and told me I looked hot, she said to me "I want to take you home tonight but first I have just one question." I was stunned; everything my mom warned me about bar girls was beautifully true.

I want to causually flip out a line that proved to her that I really was the prize, tell her "hands off the merchandise" or "I'm not that easy" but I was under her spell. I wrapped my arms around her and pressed our hips together as I let her go on uninterrupted. She then went on to ask "Are you gay? I only ask because of what you're wearing(a purple Nike 6.0 shirt and some gray skinny jeans). Everythin became real, I just a game to her, and this was a shit test. I was too easy.

Thats OK what she doesn't know is that she just opened me, the hard part is over. I beggan to neg her inderectly to the males in her group, they're enjoying this way to much. Im tonights entertainment. she has an answer to everything, but just when I see the end in sight (the other girls start asking me questions, giving IOI's) my buddy walks over. He doesn't know game and she plays the same shit test on him. He responds by qualifying himself and she starts pushing him away and DHVing him, I neg her and talk him up but its to late, the girls start to push us out and call me an asshole. I failed tonight!!!

It isn't all bad tho, when I got home i had a friend request from a girl, I talked to her about a month ago at a bar and all she knew was my first name and where I worked. If that isn't Cyber stalking I don't know what is!
Anyways I have been following this community and trying to better my game (inner and outer) for almost a year now thought it was time to really join.