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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:08 pm 
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Hi Guys!

I've already check this site, there are some really nice and interesting topic's!

First I would introduce me, myself and I;)

Name: Jeffrey Kleijn (Dutch)
Nickname: DA PUA
Age: 19
City: Barneveld ( the netherlands )
Hobby's: Dancing, Chilling, Football, Sarging


I'm good friend of Da_Vinci (Dennis)
We are sarging sometimes, but not enough.
Since we where 12-13 years old the world of girls begins.

We had some nice girl around us, that's the we moved to the beginning of a life as a PUA.
With the skills we learned till where we are now, I think we can say that we know how to play the game. Always when Dennis and I are together and we are in the city, we are looking for a confersation to play the game.

I'll tell a story about Queensday in Holland.
I was with Dennis and some other friends at a small town.
There where some local pubs and lots of people and beer, first we thought this is gonna be a drinking party, but when the party starts the progam changed.

Dennis was the first one with a score, he takes the sister of the barkeeper in a small pub. He just ignore the girl, make the barkeeper laughing, she wants attation from him, so he played the game at the right way.
Later on the evening we where upstairs in a pub, some boys where desperatly trying to get attation from a girl, we looked at the boys and i said, this is gonna be my game. She wants to leave the pub because all the guys around here where AFC's.

When she take the stairs down i walked in front of her, when she take the last step i said to here, are you still leaving the party right now? she laught to me and that was the start of a confersation between me and her. 10min later she gived me a blowjob.

That's the way we play the game,
we'll tell you some more stories when we have decided which stories are good enough to tell.

Ciao Jeffrey!


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Damn it Da PUA, use the nicknames!! :x
Otherwise, our true identity well be revealed :shock:


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Damn, maybe I should go to the Netherlands lol...how are the women there? haha

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:40 pm 
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Haha, ah Dutch girls.

They are a game on their own. Just using the same tricks as the books say doesn't cut it. You have to be creative and combine the techniques. Hell, you even have to make your own techniques.

You see, Dutch girls are a pain at first. They are really hard to learn the easy steps with. They do not like you from starters, you have to win them over before anything fancy can happen. They HATE Kino. When you lay an arm around them in a joke or with an ordinary move from the book, they will back off. You have to distract them with something else. Thats why, when I use the cube (you know personality test). I tell them to close their eyes and lay their hands into mine. Then, when I do the test I just keep holding her hands, keep the fingers moving like couples do. When the test is done, and the hands stay where they are when you start explaining, I would count that as 2 IOI's.

Second of all, well lets say it like this: When you are still learning the game, and you crash, then you crash hard. You crash and burn and you will be pulverized by them. They can laugh at you in the face, start playing around with you and call their friends over to see how miserable you feel. Its a hard world to learn the game in.

But at the end of all this are the rewards: Dutch girls are beautifull, and when you crack that shell of bitchyness, a very nice person comes out of it who was just really insecure and wanted someone to talk to. Most guys here never learn PUA ship, because the first baby steps of just making contact are really hard to bite trough. But after you climbed that hill, you will find the pot of gold;) ps. They rock in bed too, most of them didn't have much boyfriends and they are desparate for the alpha male/pornstar night in bed. So I would advice working out before you go on holiday here;)


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:55 pm 
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Holland was one of the few places I didnt get a chance to visit while in Europe. Def gonna try and make it out there sometime in '12.

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I don't know if you guys need a guide, but I am willing to be a wing sometime, if that would help you guys. You know, learn from each other.


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Yeah that's true, the dutch girls aren't easy.

You have to learn some simple rules like;

- smile everywhere at any time
- build your own party with your friends and ignore most of the unknow people around you.
- Never never look to the boobs, how difficult it would be, never do it.
- Dance! don't be shy, just dance, every girl want a guy who can dance

there will be some more rules but i think these one are important to know.

Da_Vinci maybe you have some more rules?

Like maybe that a lot of girl lie about there age, so we need to do the same sometimes?

Greetz!


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Yeah that'd be awesome meet up and go out.

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I just wonder if Dutch girls are more difficult than New York City girls...man, we've got some tough bitches here lol

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I don't know. I just got lucky that my form of humour always has been cocky funny, and that goes very well here. well, easy chicks would be like fishing with dynamite. Just too damn easy;)

@ Da PUA,

first off, I don't agree on that smiling thing. It only works when you are really happy in general. Let me demonstrate with this picture:
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A forced smile is a weird smile. Period.

Ok, now for the other stuff.

- building a party with your friends makes you draw attention. people feel as if it is really fun to be with you and when you talk to them, they already feel more happy. This is partly because you get a kick when you are having a great time. For me at least it makes my moves really smooth, as if I am walking on air.
- Im not a booby person, no oppinion here;P
- Dancing makes you look good, if you can dance. If you cant dance, either take lessons or dont do it. I have taken three weekends of intensive self practice to learn how to do the melbourne shuffle. It feels great to dance though and women like good dancers because a good dancer means: feeling of rithm and a good condition, meaning great sex. Its not my oppinion, its science.

ehm what have we got next, oh yes. lying about your age. This only is for the people under 20 that want to score a girl above 23. Otherwise it is just a useless risk you take of getting caught. One look at your ID, and poof, there goes the lie.

My own tips, well, I got a bussload of em. But this comment is big enough as it is;)


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@ Da Vinci

It's true what you said, but never look angry is maybe a better choice then always smile.


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