Hey folks, that's QC Montreal, if there's any other..(?)
Age: 23


-Funny story, my Social Science teacher gave our class THE LINK to Fast Seduction 101 back in Gr.12.
I stumbled upon it again after the end of a 3 year relationship(first relationship I ever had) and realized I had no social skills.

-off and on throughout the last year since I'd say last October.
-Right now I'm using Gambler and Juggler concepts and really just working on my rapport. I haven't dove into canned lines yet MM stye, but that seems to be a rite of passage.

-I am an aspiring writer and musician. Unfortunately I'm more of an awkward JD Salinger, as opposed to the charming Lord Byron .

-I want to be David Bowie. But not Labrynth Bowie, because he was totally Pedobear.
Seriously folks, I desire social grace and allure for all those sexy, sophisticated girls out there.

Probably a familiar story:
Was in a dead end relationship for far longer than I should have been if only because I was too afraid that I wouldn't find anyone else. Frustrated that I couldn't meet girls I found physically attractive and was totally settling.
Soooo I did this online dating thing about a year ago and started talking to this one girl who seemed tolerant of awkward nerds. Whaddya know I go to this halloween party a week later and SHE'S THERE and goes up to me and is like, "Hiii don't we know each other from soomewhere..?". She's dressed up in this awesome costume like a female character from a Roy Lichtenstein painting and has decent cleavage, and I'm just agape that a girl of fair cuteness just pinched my ass.

She drags me around this party like a mannequin with a monosyllabic talkbox, and I'm sure I look/sound/act like a total knob but fuck it, I go for it, and at some point in the night it's just the two of us in a hallway and I somehow get the balls to mutter,

"so... uh... what did you wanna do after this?"(with more innuendo than this probably reads).

She gets this wicked disappointed look on her face and just walks. Outside. Gone.
And that's when I realized I needed help.

I've gotten a bit better since then and even gotten some lucky lays based largely around keeping my mouth shut and Baboon-style kino. But I want to take this a little more seriously, or perhaps more importantly meet some like-minded chill guys in the MTL who didn't luck out on the social skill set raffle, but are willing to give it a go; Meet some hawt girls, give each other tips and help each other out to become wicked casanovas.
Yeah.

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