Okay, everyone just call me GS. I just turned 24 years old, and I'm utterly dissatisfied with my meager body count, if you catch my drift. Only 4 women, 3 of them in Thailand, which don't really count as 'conquests.' I've never been much of a PUI, but one day, I met a woman and it all just came together like it was ordained by God or something. We spent a blissful year and a half together, were even planning on getting married before I shipped out to Okinawa. It fell apart like it was ordained by God or something.

It's been two long, agonizing years, and I feel like I'm ready to get back on the horse. I realized this today, actually. I was waiting for a bus when a solid 6 came up right in front of me. Well, she was an Oki 8. This place is a darn sausage factory. Anyway, I wondered if she wanted me to talk to her (I was distracted by my iPod), and it hit me that I might be reading too much into it. I pretended to ignore her until I boarded the bus. The entire trip, I pondered this until I decided that I need to learn about how to play the game if I want to get back into it. So, here I am, ready to learn.