Hi everyone!

100% here. I just recently read Mystery Method, The Game and Rules of the Game (yes I was naughty and just read it without doing the exercises!)

So I just wanted to get my little spiel out of the way so I can get on with it.

I'm 27, not terrible looking but super skinny (I'm the skinniest guy I know, period). Especially as I've gotten older I've become really insecure about my weight. Also I stutter quite a bit. Sometimes its better, sometimes its worse. Usually I can talk OK if I concentrate.

SPAM I'm on medication for clinical depression & generalized anxiety disorder. Hardly the makings of a PUA right? Well, if there ever was an AFC its me. I carry bad vibes with me all the time. I have a friend who I think is a borderline natural but when he's out with me (we don't go out 'picking up'- but just generally speaking) he always bombs.

There are other things about me I don't like too. I'm not very tall. I still get acne at 27. I have a funny looking smile and look weird when I smile. Also guys always bloody always think I'm gay! I got hit on by 2 guys in the last three days (its not normally that bad, just saying...) I got absolutely nothing against gay men or women, in fact I usually get along well with them. I just don't swing that way.

Also I am unemployed at the moment and I have little direction in life. I'm trying hard to get a job in something I don't freqin hate but not a lot of luck at the moment.

So as you can see I'm not feeling super A grade just at the moment.

But I'm hoping things will change. Meds help me somewhat with my anxiety and I'm hoping PUA stuff will help me more. The funny thing is I don't even really want to be a PUA as such. I want what I think as 'fall back skills.' I don't really imagine myself sarging clubs and pubs because I don't drink, or smoke, or do drugs, I don't like the music in clubs and I don't like most pubs unless a cool band is playing.

Please I am so completely not trying to sound snooty, its just not my thing. I like reading, indie rock and classical music, sometimes going to gigs and watching art house movies. I guess I'm kind of curious to see how PUA stuff will work with the kind of arty hipsters I tend to gravitate towards... Actually thats a lie. I like HCs, classy women, intelligent women.

But the way I see it, sarging isn't necessarily something you do, and then don't do. Its a way a life. Its about acting within 3 seconds, having some techniques you can use to get your foot in the door. Hopefully her bedroom door. I've been pouring over field reports and I really enjoy reading them, especially the NooB ones.

I am also trying really hard to gain some weight and since I don't like the city where I live I'm looking to move to Melbourne, which IMHO is a cool city. (Sorry Brisbane people, its too LC for me! Ha, just kidding. Brisvegas is cool but I'm done here.)

Truth be told, once women really get to know me (which is rare because I'm so shy and standoffish) they often really like me. But I never get the chance to show them my good side, cause I'm such a social retard. I'm also extremely negative and pessimistic. I hate so many things, like television, radio, billboard ads, cheap bread, people who freeze bread, bad coffee. God I could talk all night.

But but but! I am hoping to change all this. The new me: I'm not cynical, I'm just analytically minded. I'm not standoffish. I'm deep. I'm not shy. I'm a guy with a cool, friendly exterior and a deeper interior. TBH reading the Game really opened my eyes to how much my life sucks & how I'm just a sulky little sucker. But its also inspired me to try and change myself for the better. Not just to meet HBs, but also to be a more likeable person, to get out of my parents basement and live.

OK so this is probably the longest post ever, but I just really needed to get all this off my chest, so I don't have to bring it up again! There, its written. Its out of my head and its time to move forward.

Big shout out to all the PUAs out there supporting the NooBs. We couldn't do it without you.

Stay cool.
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