| What's up everyone I am Plasma (it was taken so I am using Plazma. Should I say Plazma and just make the new spelling my new handle?)
I am 26, brown, and from NYC. I love to go out and have always been the guy with like a bunch of hot female friends that I never get to bang. I guess girls like me for who I am but I am not attractive to them.
So my story is, I started gaming about two years ago when I became the manager at a really big nightclub in Whorelando (I didn't really know I was gaming until now and I was doing it with no skills and I must be pretty bad at it cause I only banged like 2 or 3 girls from there in a year). I was the technical director and had free reign of the dj booth. It was my domaign and much to my surprise it didn't get me laid as much as I assumed it would. I did get to bang one of the hottest bartenders there but she was a huge slut so really who cares. I would not say I am socially awkward. I have a great time when I go out and a lot of the time, I wind up the center of attention.
I really don't know my problem. I know that I am not a closer though, thats for sure.
So, I moved to NYC about 4 or 5 months ago and I am loving it. All except for the part about me not getting laid for the whole time I have been here. And I go out, and I approach girls... I think my main material has been fluffer though. that same "so what do you do" ... "oh really? that's so cool" Bullshit! I am over that because it gets you no where.
I bought "the game" 2 days ago and I am already 300 pages through it. I cant wait to go through again with a highlighter! since I have been out once and opened sets. I used to try to find a girl that was alone and hit (stalk) on her... it must have been so intimidating. The method of going up to groups, however initially, a more scary thought, is actually much smarter and an easier approach.
Anyway, I opened my first 2 set at a booth in a lounge in SOHO. I walked up to two girls and said, "you don't mind if I sit do you" practically sitting already... they explained to me that they were already on their way out. I said "But I just got here." They laughed and then the cuter one, Emily said "I have to get home to have dinner with my Husband" pointing to her ring. I knew I couldnt be intimidated by this and I didnt want to run from my first set with my tail between my legs, so I said "wow he's really demanding isnt he!" then I looked over at her friend who was shocked but smiled immediatly. We bs's a little more, I had them laughing very loudly, it looked a lot like the girl who wasnt married wanted to be seduced. she made strong eye contact but I was worried by them leaving so I excused myself.
Moments after they left another two girls sat down in the same booth. I liked my opener so I decided to use it again "you dont mind if I sit, do you" this time there was a purse there and I was uncomfterable for a moment. So I said "I have such a tendency to rumage through purses you'd better move that." The purse belonged to a blonde named pam she had the body of an 8 with the face of a 5, but this was only my second set. Her Asian friend was about a 5 allround. I sat across the asian girl and next to the blonde, making sure to ignore her. "are you waiting for anyone?" I asked "no" the reply "So how do you ladies know eachother?" they looked at eachother and then the blonde said "shes my boss" the Asian girl laughed and denied it. So I said
"okay," I looked back and forth into each of their eyes this is pretty much the first eye contact I made with the blonde. "One of you is a liar" they looked at eachother shocked but intrigued. I was loving it. so blah blah blah. I asked them what they did then told her when she was explaining that i was lost and that it sounded boring... they did something in fragrance... they asked me what I wore and I said O natural... I put my wrist up in the blonde's face and she sat way back and was like "NOOO im not smelling you" So I punished her. I went and sat down next to the Asian girl and asked her if her friend was always so stuck up. The blonde girl was losing it... she turned all red and was smiling from ear to ear... I put my arm up and the asian girl smelled me. "do you smoke"? she asked yes I am going for the collin ferrel smell... they both laughed.
Later on the blonde, Pam, came back to the stuck up comment I made... The Asian girl said she thought se was uptight. I came to her defence (kind of) by saying she wasnt uptight, I inflected my voice making it seem like uptight was a bad thing. I said I think she is stuck up. I explained the difference was that uptight girls didnt want to try new things and take risks and that stuck up girls just knew what they wanted. they were both a little taken aback...
I excused myself and said I had to get back to my friend (which was I hot chick I had left alone at the bar... I have a lot of hot friends that I cant bang... I need to know how to use that to my advantage) The problem was that after that I opened a three set with hotter chicks and never went back.... I am pretty sure pam would have been my first number close. I need to be more careful. But this was my first sarge ever and I think it was a huge success.
I cant wait to tell you all more and hear about what I may have done differently. I am so excited about this new door I am stepping through.
-Plazma
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