Well i pushed some of them ...here are two notable ones. The first one kept his dignity...but he was stacking lol. I wanted to see if he got creative but he didn't....eh, maybe I am a high maintenance chick
The second one...wow...just steamrolled his ass.
DUDE:
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thank you for all the wonderful imaginary memories! You will always have a special place in my heart.
Your ex-hubby,
Dan
P.S.
You can keep the dog and Spice Girls CDs, and I will keep the house in Hawaii and the pink Ferrari =)
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

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Melissa:
This message seems familiar....
Sent at 2:31pm
DUDE:
haha you are too adorkable… haha I don’t think we could ever reconcile the divorce – we are just too similar... we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more, then sex, fight, sex, fight… too much drama and intense feelings for me!
Sent at 6:04pm
Melissarod
well at least you did something with the copy and paste method....
Sent at 7:55pm
DUDE
Well, I suppose it is worth the effort to try again and I do want to be together... and the sex was amazing (when you were able to handle it)! I’ll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose the pool boy's number. I mean, come on, he had a peg leg and no eyelashes…
Speaking of numbers… I’m sorry; I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don’t you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it’ll be fun, exciting, and full of adventure!
Sent at 8:04pm
Melissa:
if only you were original...if only..
Sent at 8:31pm
DUDE
do you go to UB?
Sent at 8:33pm
Melissa
oh are you done with that whole thing up there ^?
Sent at 8:36pm
Melissa
give me something original
Sent at 8:36pm
DUDE
you dont know if you go to UB?
Sent at 8:37pm
Melissa
not answering until you give me an original opening message....up to you
Sent at 9:03pm
DUDE
So, I was thinking about robbing a bank, then fleeing down to the ocean, driving into the water in a really dramatic way and faking my own death.... are you in? Don't worry, scuba tanks are in the trunk.
By the way, you may need to drive though, and you should probably bring some sandwiches, no egg salad though, it smells like farts.
Sent at 9:13pm
Melissa
Dude...I have heard this one too....
Sent at 9:14pm
Melissa
Just off the top of your head ....get creative...
Sent at 9:15pm
DUDE
k bye
DUDE 2
Dude
Wow you are incredibly gorgeous. Honestly, after reading your profile I'm more attracted to who you are than your looks. I'd like to get to know you more if you're willing to let me.
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Melissa
Are you sure....I like the physical just as much...
Sent 2:37pm
DUDE
Are you attracted to me
Sent 4:58pm
Melissa
Do you like sex?...
Sent 5:01pm
DUDE
I love it do you
Sent 5:01pm
Melissa
I thought you looked past my looks thought

Sent 5:04pm
DUDE
You're gorgeous but l like that you have more to you than that, you have goals and a future. And that's more important to me. And who doesn't like sex?
Sent 5:06pm
Melissa
what if I wanted just sex right now?....
admit it, you want to get into my pants.
Sent 5:08pm
DUDE
I would want to get in your pants but after sex I'm hoping the pillow talk would lead to a date
Sent 5:12pm
Melissa
I want an expensive dinner...first...then we talk about sex..
Sent 5:13pm
DUDE
How about we talk and see of we like each other.. first... then we talk about expensive dinner
Sent 5:16pm
DUDE
If*
Sent 5:16pm
Melissa
Nah
Sent 5:17pm
DUDE
Oh wow so you just want sushi from me
Sent 5:21pm
Melissa
yes....
Sent 5:21pm
DUDE
Ok let's go grab sushi tomorrow
Sent 5:23pm
Melissa
you are paying....
Sent 5:27pm
DUDE
Well yea, it's a date, my mother works be really upset if l made you pay for your food on our first date
Sent 5:28pm
Melissa
you won't get laid on the first date just saying....
Sent 5:41pm
DUDE
Laid? I'm more interested in getting a kiss
Sent 5:43pm
Melissa
more dates for that one...
Sent 5:51pm
DUDE
Hmm no kiss? That doesn't sound good
Sent 5:53pm
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Melissa
take it or leave it..
DUDE:
I'll take it
