| Last night I had the most terrifying, but interesting experience in my pua life. I am writing this to warn all my pua brothers, beware is all I can say.
Yesterday was the 18th birthday of a very old friend of mine. I went to his party in West Tampa, everything went well. He introduced me to this hb7.5
I lets just call her...Hannah. Anyways she is a pretty attractive 22y/o girl and she was really nice. Showing lots of IoI's and tons of blatant flirting between us. Everybody there knew she liked me, so no other guys even tried to amog me. Yup a "textbook," pickup I was getting laid for sure. We were all out of beer when we decided to break the party up. I was staying on account of how drunk I was. She didn't drink a whole lot but she stayed. Anyways she goes to this shed out back, i guess it had a fridge, but she came back with a 6-pack and a beer bong.
"hmmm..." I said
her: "You know what would make this soooo much better?" while getting very close.
So here I lean in and we make out a bit then I respond "umm, Listerine?"
She looked kinda offended for a second, then we just made out more.
I helped her take her shirt off, then I say "oh, that does make things bigger...er...(cough)...umm I said better"
So she puts the hose of the beer bong between her breasts while she filled it up.
her: "ok you first" she kept moving the hose-mouthpiece closer to her breasts so I would have to get closer too, cool.
me: "ok ok, but you get the bottle of Listerine HAHAHA!"
her: in a sarcastic manner "that was lame."
I hit the beer bong, then we immediately start to make out, she went down on me and after about 10 minutes I feel strange.
ME: "ok, wait theres something wrong."
HER: "What are you ok, let me guess, you have a girlfriend?"
ME: "No I feel sick to my stomach, I am in absolute pain, just give me a second"
My heart started racing like it does after I go on one of my 3 mile jogs.
I started feeling dizzy, and I whited out for 30 seconds or so. I jumped up and got dressed because I was in a full panic. This stupid girl just kept telling me to calm down. I told her that there was seriously something wrong and I needed to got the hospital.
She got me to sit down, I couldn't do anything else, I thought the world was shaking. She left and got two of her super hot friends to come back, an both were hb8's.
Girl 1: "whats wrong with him?" I was obviously out of my mind
Target girl: "I slipped him some of those pills in a beer bong."
Girl 1: "oh he'll be ok..."
About here I blacked out and have no memory of the proceeding 3 hours.
I woke at about 6am, in this bedroom with 2 of the girls laying around me.
I noticed my target girl is gone. So I sorta kinda nudged one of the girls, then I realized how pissed off I was, so I kicked her off the bed, I put some force into that kick and I'm proud of it.
Girl who was violently ejected from the bed: "Hannah, your boyfriend is awake!"
hannah comes running in, and from the look on her eyes, she knew she was in some shit. I took a step towards her with the look pure fury on my face. Then she says at the speed of light...
hannah: "omG im so sorry i can explain everthing but before I do I made you breakfast"
I then noticed that I was completely naked, my whole package and all my muscles were swollen. I had a horrible case of blue balls.
While I was inhaling the food, it was fucking delicious, she told me how sorry she was bla bla bla. I had a mouth full of food and I muttered "suck my dick" Her friends just kinda looked at her and left the room. So I was chillin eating, getting head. Something about that is very peacefull, so I finished eating and lit up a cig. This was a well deserved feeling.
I later on found out the pills she slipped me were Klonipin. A CNS (central nervous system) relaxer that is meant to treat epileptic seizures. Look it up on WebMd.
Overall it was scary, not worth the head, she was terrible at it. The girls gave me their number, I refused to give them mine, they want to hang out with me sometime to make it up. But I probably wont call them.
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