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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:26 pm 
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I usually use "wats up" as mine. But I dont get replies sometimes with that one. What are some good/interesting text messaging openers i could use?


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made you look :)

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made you look :)

Lol, yea that one will probably work. Yu got anymore?


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"OMG!!! You'll never guess what just happened"
"Try to read this and not think of me"
"Try to read this and not smile"
"Okay, I texted you. What are your next two wishes"

I've used things similar to these above. It really depends on the personality you conveyed and the girls personality.


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Hobbit wrote:
"OMG!!! You'll never guess what just happened"
"Try to read this and not think of me"
"Try to read this and not smile"
"Okay, I texted you. What are your next two wishes"

I've used things similar to these above. It really depends on the personality you conveyed and the girls personality.

oh yea those are rele good, i just gotta come up with sumthing to follow thru.


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txt her saying stop,

then she'll reply stop what:S:S

and u reply stop thinking about me and smiling:D

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Yea the ones above are good. The absolute KEY is INTRIGUE. MAKE her NEED to respond to you.

"I just saw something that reminded me of you"

I don't care who you are, if someone texted you this, you would be wondering what they saw. You would respond, even if it was the ugliest girl who texted you this. So women will respond 99% of the time to this. Then just make up some B.S. if you have to, about ANYTHING that relates to them.

Like I said, the ones above are good too. I would suggest mine though, for someone you JUST met. The othe ones like "try reading this and NOT think about me" are good, but probably better for someone you have a lot of rapport with. If you just met them (unless you have an AMAZING connection already), I would stick to the one above because it creates more INTRIGUE.

Also remember, usually you should wait longer than she did to text back. If she texts you 2 hours later, wait 3 hours to text her. 2 minutes, 3 minutes, ect.


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mike1234 wrote:
"I just saw something that reminded me of you"

simple, smooth, and solid

will use, thanks

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I text sushi jokes. This serves several purposes. If she gets the jokes and replies, she's interested and cultured enough to know about sushi. Here they are:

"What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasaaaah bi?!
=)"

And the next one:

"Have you heard about the new sushi restaurant for lawyers opening down the street? It's called Sosumi =)"

If they like it, you've got frame to get them out to a sushi restaurant fairly easily.


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"This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!"

"Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?"

"How do you keep a texter in suspense? I'll tell you later"

"HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?"

"MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?"

"So what are you up to? I have a ridiculous story that happened the other night!"

I like to be different and send jokes, keep the mood happy and energetic or try to keep them in suspense and want to call/text me to find out a story or surprise. The surprise or story one has yet to fail me.


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Here is a place that has some gems mixed with so lame stuff.

http://www.funsms.net/sms_jokes.htm


It boasts 10,000 text message openers/jokes. There are some good ones.


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KING MINDAS your sushi jokes are funny as hell I'm useing that. Way to be original man. It's nice to see someone who doesn't keep useing the same old stuff..... I think jokes are the best way to get a girls attention through texting. It works everytime. By useing text jokes. I've seriously cut my girls being flakes in half for day 2's

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i just tested a lot of these...

and you have to be careful which ones you use...

for example....if u dont talk to a girl a lot, but her number is just chilling in your contacts, you can't open up with "read this and try not to smile" cause there is a good chance you wont get a positive response..

however that opener works great as a day 2 text...just to open up a girl you just # closed the night before


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