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Wall1e
PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:21 pm 
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This one is from skills360 but I'd like to share it with you guys:

Her: Who did you bring with you? (in a nightclub/party, when you approached a girl alone)
You: I'm here with my best friend.
Her: Who's your best friend?
You: (use your point finger and point at your dick) He is my best friend!

Watch her either laugh so hard she can't say a thing, or stunned by surprise :)

Wallie
This is a good line if you can deliver it right. If not, you will look like a total idiot or worse
I actually used this one once in the night club. The girl was laughing for at least 3 minutes straight, perhaps even 5.

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This one is from skills360 but I'd like to share it with you guys:

Her: Who did you bring with you? (in a nightclub/party, when you approached a girl alone)
You: I'm here with my best friend.
Her: Who's your best friend?
You: (use your point finger and point at your dick) He is my best friend!

Watch her either laugh so hard she can't say a thing, or stunned by surprise :)

Wallie
This is a good line if you can deliver it right. If not, you will look like a total idiot or worse
I actually used this one once in the night club. The girl was laughing for at least 3 minutes straight, perhaps even 5.

Wallie
I've used this infield in day game several dozen times. I have yet to see a girl who didn't laugh. Skills360 gives out mostly field tested advice.

Enough said.

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BOYFRIEND DESTROYER:
HB: I have a boyfriend
YOU: Oh no problem we can share him, i take him on weekends, and you can have him for the whole week, then we chance turns! He will love me!

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This one is from skills360 but I'd like to share it with you guys:

Her: Who did you bring with you? (in a nightclub/party, when you approached a girl alone)
You: I'm here with my best friend.
Her: Who's your best friend?
You: (use your point finger and point at your dick) He is my best friend!

Watch her either laugh so hard she can't say a thing, or stunned by surprise :)

Wallie
HAHA beautiful!

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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.

"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.
Really nice!
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AFC AzA
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calling non-fat girl a "FATTY" is awesome.

or HB8+ bitchy confident girls = crocodile, ugly(in different language... in english it sounds wrong), and FATTY.

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boyfriend destroyer:
Oh you have a boyfriend, that doesn't mean that we can't get to know one each other on an intimate level, right?

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What i like to do when a girl shit tests or does somthing i dont like is to tickle her neck or her wrist as they are turn on spots but your disgusing that with a innocent tickleing haha works like a charm

I have opened in nightgame by saying "hi i like talking to random people"

This works well in two sets i make up a fantsy of a three way marragege, if i think im going to hit resistance i say somthing like "im secretly a women so if all three of us get married we would be the first three way lesbian couple lets do it"
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When she wants to know what type of work your in

" What do you do for a living?" her

" I test vibrators on women for consumer reports" you

" Really?" her

" yes indeed, but I haven't got my report published yet because so far I haven't found one that beats my tounge"
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Boyfriend destroyer:
her: I have a boyfriend
you: How long do you have this problem?

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Over facebook or whatever online chat, when a girl playfully insult you, just say:
She: You are so dumb ahah!
YOU: Stop, you know that I usually get blushed when you complement me --> 3:) (<- this is the devil smile)

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When a girl has a lot of talking skills:
YOU: owww, you are like a walking wikipedia aren't you? i'm calling you miss wiki from now on!

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SPAM routine:

So imagine that you are with a girl on SPAM, you say:
- Put one hearphone on your cheek
then you send her a kiss and say:
- now the other one (do the same)
then you say: now it's your turn, and you give her a kiss at the same time she gives you yours, and say:
-ahah I just stole you a kiss on the mouth
- hum you have such a soft lips i like that
- Oh wait, strawberry lipstick? humm

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This thread is fucking phenomenal.
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That joke about the first thing into your head
ME:what colour is a fridge?

HER:White

me:What do cows drink?

Her:Milk

This works a total charm!!! Field tested 4 times and it only failed once to get a girl to laugh and some sort of playful kino. Try it!

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