Thailand Trip 12th - 22nd of June - Bangkok and Chiang Mai
Sorry for the long read, but it's worth it...
So, I had an open ticket to Thailand from last year due to my passport expiry date running out, so I booked the trip for myself. I mentioned it to Seluj and he invited himself along. Happy days. More the merrier. This is my 2nd time to Thailand, 1st time I went to Phuket, Split up with my long time girlfriend at the time and I just decided to get away alone. This time, I got 2 buddies with me. Rob impulsively books a ticket to make the trip a trio.
We originally planned to have some debauchery but things took a slight change of plan. As soon as we arrived we had hot girls walking past us giggling at us. We had a pair of girls glancing at us with hardcore IOI’s. We devoured the delicious food and got immersed in this new world that is Asia. We decided to book a hotel one night at a time so that we can switch locations on the fly without spending a whole week in the same place incase we got bored.
Day 1) English girls - We landed in the evening and we hit the red light district just to check it out. Before we know it, we ended up in a bar with half naked girls. Whenever you mention Thailand to someone you always get the ‘Ladyboy’ comments ALL the time. It is annoying. We had these sexy chicks all over us and touching our cocks through our pants. I think I was the 1st one to discover the inevitable that we received hard-ons from a bunch of men. Yup, it had to happen. Seluj even suggested to take the girl home. When I told him the news, his face was priceless. We were all strangely still hard when leaving the bar and felt less of a man. We ended up in some other bars and even met female dancers this time.
Anyway, as we walk down the street I notice 2 decent white girls. I do the marriage opener and propose to her and Rob plays the priest. They like us and we bounce them to the bar. The music is too loud so I just pull her up and have a little dance, escalate, make out. Rob still had some catch up to do with his girl but they always come around to him eventually. We bounce them to some street bars, much cheaper and great to keep bouncing them towards the hotel. We play the ‘Heads’up’ app and standard couch-surf game. It is getting late and we walk them back to their hotel. Upon arrival, they tell us that we have arrived and that they no longer need us to escort them. I just said that I am a gentleman and proceeded to lead into the lobby, we got to the lift and they did the same again. But I just got in the lift and continued to lead. We got to their room and they inserted the keycard into the slot ready to open. They suggested that we should go home and that they are not going to sleep with us. I knew at this point that this was an uphill swim. One of my best skills in the game is to get a little creative and I don’t give up easily in these situations. Even Rob was eye coding me that we have done all we can do. I wiggle the key and just go into their room regardless. I have a big grin on my face so the girls are laughing and as is Rob. They keep telling me to get out so I just climb into their bed and get naked. They are giggling like crazy and they say we can stay as long as we don’t have sex with them. (Now I am the one with the grin). The girls are sharing a double bed so the dynamic sucks. The girls go into the bathroom a few times to talk it out like they do. As they come out, they have made a firm decision to get rid of us. I do all sorts of weird crap to stay and try to put on their clothes. I took it the max, we go home with blue balls. Bet you thought it was gonna be a lay didn’t you?
- Shit happens but I done all I could do. Me and Rob get a taxi home from a drunk Tuk Tuk driver. It was a little scary but we made it back alive otherwise I wouldn't be typing this.
Day 2) - Angie - I get on the Tinder band wagon armed with blue balls. The wifi sucks dick in the hotel so I am doing best. We are also going in and out and exploring Bangkok so I am on wifi sporadically and I am chasing up leads. My Tinder blew up immediately. Match after match after match. Being white really helps, but being white with an optimised profile is just fools’ mate. I got talking to Angie, I ditch my usual messages and opt to go with simple openers for the sake of the language barrier. ‘Hi [name], you look interesting to me, Let’s meet?’ seemed to work with majority of girls. I tell her my stay in Bangkok is short which I guess make them find time. I meet up with her an hour or so later and she is looking good. Speaks very good English. She takes me to the local huge shopping centre and we walk around and get to know each other. She is a sweet girl and I can tell she into me. We share some delicious frozen yoghurt. I try to make out and nothing happens. I lose my patience and decide to ditch after one more attempt. She tells me a major clue that I was unaware of that Thai girls do not not kiss in public. Only the hookers do that. I tell her that I have to meet my friends to party later on that night to add a time constraint. So that I can meet more girls and spend some time with the lads. I get her to walk me back to my hotel and as we go through the lobby, all visitors must hand in their ID when they enter the hotel. I guess it is to prevent theft from hookers. In Thailand, the hooker scene is quite chilled and a lot of hotels base some rules around visitors of the sort. I get to my hotel room and we watch ‘a movie’ on my computer. We kiss and I get to her neck and was game over. She hadn’t had sex in 2 years and I was her no.2 so she was very tight and very screamish in bed. I give her a good time and happy ending and pretty sure I was better than her 1st guy. I promised to see her again before my trip ended. Condom broke, not too worried since she is quite an innocent girl.
Pummie - I go out with the lads and have a good time. Meanwhile, I am Tindering a girl called Pummie and with the same opener. She is up to meet later on in the week. I notice she posting on her ‘moments’ late at night. I like to think that as a clue. Think of it like a female peacocking spreading it’s tail for some attention. She is also dressed to go out and looking DTF. I start to message her and she is a little drunk and horny and tells me she wants to come to my hotel room. She tells me to meet her on the otherwise of the city and I tell her that I will get lost so it is best if she finds me. The lads are sceptical that is could be an ambush from some Thai gangster rapists. She texts me like crazy and that she has a friend with her. The bells are ringing in my head ‘ Threesome alert, threesome alert’ The lads go to get some food whilst I am sat on the hotel door step waiting for the girls on the WIFI. They tell me they have arrived but not sure where the hotel is. She sends me a pic of the Mcdonalds across the road so I go inside to greet them but something is wrong. The lads are in there talking to them! Her friend is a 9/10 out of 10 (for me), perfect body and fake boobs. Turns out they were saying to Rob and Seluj that they are meeting a white guy and show them a picture of this handsome man on her phone. Rob tells me that he was thinking to himself that ‘some lucky guy is gonna bone with these girls’. Suddenly he sees a pic of me and they erupt with laughter. I step into Mcdonalds at the same time pondering what the hell is going on. I greet them both and my dick is tingly for the hotter one ‘Wawa’. Pummie looks better on her pics but still was was worth the bang considering it was on a plate for me, no game required.
Seluj wings me since Rob eats food like 14 times every 2 hours or something and we all go into my room. Me and Pummie get freaky under the duvet. I start to finger her in front of Seluj and Wawa. Wawa is really aloof with Seluj and they were talking about me in Thai. I signal Seluj to isolate and he tries but she won’t budge. Suddenly, she gets into bed with me and strips naked! She strips and I suck on her glorious boob and she takes her knickers off. Pummie freaks out and I think Wawa was just teasing me and Pummie to see if I would prefer her (which I did). Seluj is one lucky bastard for tonight. He owes me big time for the super hot babe delivery I orchestrated. He takes her to his room and I just think about her the whole time I was banging Pummie. (Turns out she had a bf but he got a BJ and some good fondles, he said he couldn’t sleep because she was THAT hot). She spends the night and they both leave in the morning. The condom broke and I am pissed at myself.
Day 3) 5 x insta bangs in the same day - Rob has food poisoning and it was raining quite heavily so was having a bit of a lazy day. Seluj was just as lazy as me. I was Tindering and managed to construct a way to get insta bangs. To do this, you use the power of time constraints and ultimatums. You tell them that you leave the city tomorrow night an that their only chance to meet you is the today for 1-2 hour period only, I did this with several girls and just gave them my hotel address. I would ask their schedule and then select parts of the day I could meet them. I had Siranya set up for 9-11am. Sukanya for 12-2pm, Bee for 3-5pm etc etc.
Siranya, I met up with her at the tram station, walked her back to my hotel. She barely spoke any English so it was kinda awkward. Braces. Straight to my room and had sex, was really bad. I told her I have to go to Chiang Mai so she left for the next one. Cleaned my nob in the sink.
Sukanya came straight my hotel. Same again. Braces, no chat and bad sex. Same again. Clean my nob in the sink.
Bee - Few hours later, I met Bee at the train stop again, she got a little confused with directions and I nearly gave up. I paid for a train ticket just to get through the gates to which I was greeted with a warm smile. I walk her back to my hotel and the small talk is kinda awkward, up to my hotel room and have some great sex. I skipped the foreplay and she stops me and asks me ‘Can I blow you?’ then back to the fucking. Love it. She speaks good English and the chat get’s really good on the pillow talk and I spend a good amount of time with her. Lovely girl. We have sex again just before she leaves. condom breaks AGAIN. My dick is starting to look like ET’s glowing finger. I need a break. I send her away. Turns out she wanted to bang me to get over her ex so she cool with me being blunt. I tell her I have to get rid of her to meet friends and she goes.
2 mins later...
MILF- Me, Rob and Seluj have a private group chat where we communicate as a group. We were seeing pics of the girls we were banging on that. Seluj mentions he just laid a 40 year old MILF and I jokingly mention ‘Spit roast?’ Seluj calls me on the phone and tells me to join them both in his room! I quickly clean my nob in the sink and head my way down. I open the door and the TV is on and it is stinking of sex. The MILF is hot. Jules no longer owes me one, my dick get’s tingly. She is feeling awkward so I just turn on my charm and get a little rapport in there. I sit closer to her and eye code Seluj to initiate arousal so that I can just join since he already has the comfort. He gets penetration as I am kissing her neck, I put her hand on my cock and she starts to suck me off. She bends over doggy style and Seluj goes for it. It is going really well till I look Seluj in his rapey looking eye’s. He bursts into silent laughter which makes me burst into silent laughter. The MILF has her eye’s closed and is completely oblivious to it and we kinda mute the laughter but not the tears. It puts me off and we both go soft at the same time. She gets logical and sits in the chair. She asks me if I just had sex and I told her that I just had masturbated before I came to the room. I frantically lay on my back playing with myself to get hard knowing that i have a new girl on her way to the hotel. But the worst thing is, on the TV there were 2 old blokes talking to each other. So it would be creepy if I just wanked to her in her logical state so I needed somewhere to look so had to play with myself to 2 old guys on the TV.
Nattaharad had text me saying she will be meeting me outside my hotel anyway so I had to ditch the spit roast. I quickly clean my nob in the sink and meet her. I am hungry so I suggest some food. She is looking very attractive and we get a taxi for some amazing sea food. We just talk and she was telling me I look like Jason Mraz. We did a selfie and sent the pic to her friends claiming she is on a date with the celebrity. I witnessed quite a few girls look at me like a celeb, so maybe they thought I was Jason? Anyway, she speaks good English and we have a great time. I tell her that I have to hang out with the guys later on and she pays for the taxi back to the hotel. Straight up to my room. (The door man keeps smirking at me and looks at me like I'm a legend). The sex is amazing and she really enjoys my oral. She is in sheer bliss and returns the favour. Great sex, slimy deep throat, a really cool chick and we continue to text. I tell her I have to join my friends and as does she. So I clean my nob in the sink and go out with the lads to where we googled some night clubs that are not too filled with hookers.
Anna - We get to this club which was full of white people and lots of SEXY Thai girls. We can’t get in because no shorts allowed so we have a plan B club. We get in no problem and I could smell the DTF in the air, lot’s of dancing, lots of hot girls, the odd ladyboy here and there would try to grab your balls. We let loose and a have a laugh, we get bored and we do a little tour around the place and I walk past a sexy black girl standing on her own with big boobs. I make strong eye contact and her eye’s lock with my eyes and she she actually turns her head like a poltergeist and maintains the lock with me. I knew right there and then that I will seduce her. I wave her over, take her hand and lead to the bar keeping deep eye contact, this was the perfect 60 years of challenge style approach and I escalated hard. I did some of my dance moves on her which just increased her attraction. I am a little sceptical that she could be a hooker since she was on her own. I ask her who she came to club with and I am still not convinced at her answer, so I just get blatant and ask her...’Are you a hooker?’ to which replies with ‘No’, anyway, I grab her hair, kiss and just lead her out of the club. As soon as I leave the club you are bombarded with taxi men that help you with logistics. This is the only time a taxi man didn’t annoy the shit out of me on this trip. Straight to my place for some intense sex. It was incredible actually. Black girls are always amazing in bed. (Condom broke AGAIN) She let me film all 40mins of it. We fucked so hard that the bed kept on drifting around the room from the bed board. It even gave us some additional positions due to the leverage it created it self. I finished up getting a tit wank and emptying my coconuts down her throat. Was looking forward to the morning sex. Afterwards, she would hide under the quilts and just text on her phone and so I just went to sleep. Next morning I was pretty invisible to her and she left without a goodbye. Oh well. Gonna stick that vid up on Lobstertube.com in that case :p
Day 4) - We do some touristy stuff in the morning which I won’t bore you with. We leave to head to Chiang Mai. I leave BKK with multiple girls wanting to insta bang but just not enough time to meet them all. I nearly beat my total matches on Tinder within 3 days. I came to BKK with about 300 matches from white girls and left with about 200 exra matches from mostly Thai girls. Also to mention, I received some eye contact off a cute girl at a train station. I get her number easily and she also wanted to meet up. I need to live out here.
(Note, I lost my bank card out there so I have no choice but to loan money from the lads)
I start to get organised before going to Chiang Mai, Seluj calls it ‘The Dragula Focus’. I pay for Tinder so I can match with Chiang Mai before I even get there with the GPS feature. I also have unlimited likes. I also pay for a local sim card so I have 3G so I don’t have to rely on wifi only. From this day forth, I will always get 3G. It doesn't cost much. Easy to install and will help you with directions and Tinder whilst doing touristy stuff. A portable battery is a must too. We all get hit with a bunch of 35-40 year old matches on Tinder. I think this is their leverage to stand out in front of the younger girls. As soon as we check into the hotel a MILF asks me to come to her place for a drink.
Lunar- I accept her generous offer. She picks me up and we head to her place which is about a 40 min drive away from the centre. She looks a little different in the pics, much more chunky but still bangable but nothing to brag about. 15 mins into the journey she says I can sleep at her place, I say I need to get back to my friends at 11pm. She says she wants to drink and will be unable to drive me back to the hotel. I tell her she has 2 options:
- Take me back to her place and have fun and then return me to my friends
- Or, just take me back to my friends
She says ‘I will take you home’. So we drive on and on and I am excited to get back to my friends for the 1st night of CM. I guess the language barrier got confused. When she said ‘I will take you home’ i thought she meant ‘take me back to my hotel’ but I am suddenly at her hut in the middle of nowhere. It wasn't a shanty town hut. They are novelty way of living,cheap to rent and it is a sense of being at one with nature. The insects are so damn loud. It is really dark and her mattress on the floor is surrounded by mosquito nets. I was generally scared and felt like I was lured for a rape. She has a thing for tattoos and I told her I have one on my butt (which I do) I take my shorts off and show her and then she drops to her knees and starts to blow me. I get to it with the condom and hurry up and fuck her doggy style till I finish. I wash my nob in the puddle and I get her to drop me off to my friends. She tells me on the way back that I will be a hit with the Thai girls around here which probably explains why she was so direct.
As she gives me a ride, I am Tindering, I am talking to a cute girl that wants to meet me in a bar in the centre and also another MILF called Toon. Toon seems up for coming to my hotel. She is insists on a drink and a dance. I shower and I get picked up by her on a moped. I jump on the back and wrap my arms around her waist and she takes me to the place to be called ‘Zoe Yellow bar’. It is amazing and I kinda want to ditch her and do some dance game. I get her a drink and tell her I'm too tired and need to get to sleep. I receive a text from the cute girl that she sees me in the bar with the MILF lol. Oh well. Toon gives me a ride home and I take her to my room and bang her. She was good in bed but she was very clingy and she didn't seem to want to leave. I kinda had to bull shit and made some lie up about my friend arriving from the airport and that he is staying in the same bed as me and then she left. Condom broke AGAIN. I am gonna die of AIDS. Anyway, met up with Seluj and went to do some night game.
We found a club that was right next to out hotel. Perfect logistics. We got dancing with quite a few girls but then they wouldn’t come home with us and they got a little drunk and a bit obnoxious. i simply said, ‘Wanna come to back our place?’ and they became really defensive and said ‘There is lot’s of girls in there to take home, take your pick’ I said ‘Okay’ then went into the club. I know this was a shit test but I don’t want to game difficult girls when I have so much abundance here so me and Seluj hooked up with a 2 set. She was petite, cute and danced quite sexy. We danced with them for a bit and then took them home. Before shit went down, my girl asked me for some money for her family. It made me feel bad. I said that I don’t pay for sex and she continued to stay so I banged her. My condom broke half way through and I just got rally pissed off and threw my condom at the floor in frustration and went to sleep. I felt kind of depressed about it. There is no challenge here, I started to feel more attracted to white girls more than ever. The next night I saw the same girl working the street so I guess I got a freebie from a hooker. I feel really dirty.
We were all Tindering like crazy, we were all getting matched with the same girls and so we started to sabotage each other on the ‘moments’. I took a pic of Rob using Tinder with the caption ‘Onto his next victim, stay away’ haha
That’s pretty much it for all the bangs. We did a lot of cool stuff I won’t go into detail. Wasn’t just about the girls. I got some other reports I would like to write about. I met some really cool girls.
New Zealand girls - Me and Rob go to the rooftop bar, you basically the off your shoes and sit on mats on the floor. Imagine the perfect hippie scene, I am feeling chodey and Rob get’s stuck into the big groups and gets isolated with a girl. I leave him to it, I don’t want to implode it. I get a drink from the bar and a gorgeous NZ blonde opens me asking what drink I bought and some small talk. I watch her and she has a friend with her. Rob finishes with the girl he was with and I open indirect the blonde bar girl with him, we both go in at the same time and Rob sits next to the girl I had my eye on and her sister gets talking to me and we end up kinda switching targets. We have a good chin wag and Rob who is a part time magician does some amazing tricks. I bring out secret weapon and play the ‘Head’s up’ app on my iPhone and we start acting out charades. Before we knew it, the whole bar wants to join in and the set became a massive 12 set where I was the centre of attention and the girls saw that. The other girls were touching me and all that good stuff that might have made the NZ more interested,
We finish and we walk them back to their hotel. The sister I was with was not accepting my escalation. She also told the blonde that she should stay out. I am pretty confident I would of isolated if I didn’t fuck up the original seating arrangements. I tried kissing the sister then she brought up the boyfriend. I don’t think Rob sensed it was on with the blonde. Oh well, this is one of the biggest things I regret from this trip.
Following night, me and Rob met some sisters in the same club, Chaba and Sweetie, Chaba is absolutely beautiful. Half Thai and USA. We danced for about 20 mins and worked all my good moves without saying a word. She was more attracted when she found out I was English. We spend the rest of the night with them and I get an amazing connection with Chaba and try to drag them to the hotel. They invite us out the next night as it will be our last night in beautiful Chiang Mai.
Next day we meet them, I get a mega deep connection with Chaba, we play some pool and have a few drinks then suddenly the bar had a secret door that lead into the same club where me and Seluj took home those 2 girls. Quite bizarre. It has great music there and we just danced and escalated hard. I aroused her more than ever and verbally talking to each other of how much we are going to fuck each other’s brains out. It was getting late and we head back to our hotel. Turns out Rob’s girl ex boyfriend recently died of lung cancer and hasn’t had penis since, my girl wouldn’t leave her sister alone so we had to end it unfortunately before I could get my deep physical connection. Gutted. She is texting me like crazy but I guess it will fade with time.
Last day, we decide to make the day of doing some rafting, we have a boat each and I nearly die by smashing into some rocks. Seeing my instructor’s face in sheer panic trying to save me I will never forget. I broke my watch on a rock. But it was an experience I will never forget I guess, we get towards the end of the river, there a big rafting boat hosting the instructor and 3 girls. I tell my instructor to paddle near their boat. As we float past I say ‘Do you come here often?’ and then they giggle and ask where I am from. She is Austrian and I can tell she likes me. We get closer to the boat and jump aboard like a pirate and take over their boat. I get down on one knee and do a pretend marriage proposal. The other lads game the other girls and we all take turns being protest with each other. They are lapping it up. I try to dance game and go for the make out but she freaks out. We then invite them to our singular boats for isolation and we get to know each other and and go down some rapids. It was actually the best insta date you you could ask for. I pretended to be the Italian boat man in Venice, (where to stand up with a gondolier and hum cheesy Italian romantic songs) She is loving me. Our instructor who has a waterproofed iPhone takes a lot of pics of us looking cute together and he even get’s their phone numbers for me. We defo gave him a nice tip at the end. She coming to England and asked me if we could meet again. She is lovely and I will be up for that for sure. I sent her the pics of us on the boat ‘Here you are my lovely wife’. She loves them and we are constantly messaging each other so seems solid. She travels for a few months so I hope she doesn’t get too much dick that will make her forget me.
At the hotel, we have 2 hours to spare so I tried to get Chaba to see me off and perhaps go for the lay with her somewhere but she is a busy girl so it didn’t happen. I need to find someway to meet her.
Angie again - Angie has been texting and I feel I owe her my promise of meeting up with her again. i have to wait at BBK airport for 3 hours and I tell her this. So she invites me over for a bootycall. So I decide to impulsively get a taxi to her place. It is taking longer than expected and I feel really intimidated about doing this alone. She also says there is some complications with getting a taxi to the airport. My phone internet depleted so I am back to wifi only. I tell her I will SMS if any problems. What I didn’t know is that I forgot I changed my SIM card and that I am not able to SMS. I can’t change my SIM because I don’t where to find a paper clip at midnight to open my SIM card door in my iPhone. I get buyers remorse and tell the taxi driver to go to the BKK airport instead to be on the safe side. I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. The traffic is pretty bad in Bangkok too. 40 mins later I sense we weren’t going to the airport. The taxi driver took me to her place! with so little time left! I had a bit of a panic attack. I tell him that I changed my mind and to take me to BKK airport. He just doesn’t understand and I do not understand Thai either so we are at a verbal stalemate. He calls his friend to be a translator and then he seems to understand for 2 seconds. He then parks up on the side of the road and my anxiety increases. He can see from my serious face and say ‘BKK airport, now, please!!! take me!’ he then shouts some random pedestrian over to be translator who is a massive help and clarifies everything and I make it to the airport just in time. I text Angie and she is really sad but she appreciates me trying to see her. Back with the lads and staying with them.
Steff, Was at the connection flight at Abu Dhabi, the lads were sat in a smokey restaurant so I left to sit alone and find some power for my devices for my next flight home. There was a really sexy girl at the table with some free seats. All the tables were taken except hers so it was so perfect. I noticed she has low power on her iPhone and I lend her my charger that is connected to my Macbook, as it connects I tell her that I did that on purpose just to perv on her phone pics on my computer. She erupts with laughter. We have a really engaging conversation and I feel like there is gold coming out of my mouth. She may move to London in about half a year. Probably flake but I will text her for sure and try my best. The lads film me chatting her up. Very hot. I still need to obtain the Australian flag. Just typed this story on the plane journey home.
To summarise
Being a normal looking white in Asia is like being a celebrity. I don’t really get why you need to pay for hookers out there. It is extremely easy. There are a LOT of extremely good looking hookers so I guess I know why they are tempting. But capitalising on ioi’s is all that is needed. They are really comfortable with sex and don’t make it a big deal like white women do. They can of course be very needy and clingy. I have some friends that live in Chiang Mai that make enough money passively. I have been working on this goal for quite sometime. Now that I have visited the place I really understand why it is a paradise. It’s extremely cheap to live in and your money goes a long way. This trip has gave me more motivation to change my career to obtain freedom from work life. In all honesty, I probably would get bored of the Thai girls eventually and gravitate towards the white girls I think. Also, my Tinder radius depleted in Chiang Mai so there is only so much girls you can watch with apart from new English tourists. Bangkok is a never ending supply of matches and I am quite confident I could easily bag myself 2/3 new girls a day without too much effort. The city itself is kinda bad though, it’s not a paradise. It has a really bad stench, huge rats would whiz by you. But, you can get laid constantly there.
Chiang Mai pros
- So much fun stuff to do there. I played with tigers, went bungee jumping, water rafting, zip lining off the mountains, temples.
- Great cheap food
- Not as many people wanting money from you
- White girls are more plentiful
- More of a chilled vibe
Chiang Mai cons
- Tinder is limited but you can still get laid way more than your local city easy peasy
Bangkok pros
- Tinder is unlimited.
- Pickup is easy since girls give you ioi’s
- Great cheap food
- Only so much to do there.
Bangkok cons
- Smells bad
- Hookers are everywhere
- Everyone wants your money
‘Must haves’ for all future trips:
- Local phone sim card, make this one of your 1st steps. Internet and a phone is most useful tool to get laid and finding your way around new places. I used to think that I would need a PUK code and all that malarky but it is pretty easy. Get it done. No excuses.
- Traveling is great for insta bangs. You can simply just say you leave in a few hours and girls will break their standard rules for you. This works in clubs at home too. Just say you travel the world for a few weeks so that night is her only chance.
- I need get some extra strong condoms. I actually feel like a giant dirty AID.
- Travel charger and also get a USB adapter that is a bracelet for convenience and incase of emergencies.
- Carry a paper clip in my phone case to change SIM card if need be.
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