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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:55 am 
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So I arranged to meet the American feminist for some pizza but I got matched with a hot Brazilian and she was very keen on the texts. I really like to strike whilst the iron is hot so I kept Brazilian engaged and arranged to meet her the next day. She wanted to meet the same night but I don't really break plans up with people because that's not my style.

I met up with the American and again, the 1st half of the date was awkward. She has a habit of being so intense and sarcastic. But a few drinks later we started to get more comfortable. I am willing to bet the 1st half hour of meeting this person will always be like this.

At the same time by phone is going crazy vibrating in my pocket and I am constantly ignoring it because I don't want to be rude for my current date. I told Brazilian that I am going to a 'goodbye by party' for my friend's girlfriend and perhaps I will meet her later on. Brazilian pretty much told me that she doesn't even want to swipe anyone on Tinder because she was really enjoying the charming conversation.

So the date went will with American and we had another kiss. We walked around some more and got some wine and were walking around the streets, getting along. I kissed her again and switched to her neck below her ear. She started groaning so I knew it was time to pull. But she beat me to it and suggested we hang out at my place. I said 'For youtube and chill, right? ;) '

We jump on her moped as we get it on. She tells me straight forward that there will be no penetration. God damn, I try anyway as I am performing orally on her but she is sticking to her guns. She returns a favour with a good technique. Americans seem to be great at this stuff. I finish up and she tells me has to leave because she got work next day in the morning. I instantly go to the toilet and text Brazilian to share her location so I can meet her.

American leaves so I get a shower, look at my phone and Brazilian invites me to her location to have some drinks with her and her gay friend. I don't usually meet up with girls from Tinder who bring friends along but it was getting late and I had nothing to lose. We meet and she is super touchy and talkative. Speaks better English than me. Her gay friend was super cool and they are only in town for 2/3 days. I am my cool self and the gay guy eventually mentions he is going to bed and leaves us both alone.

It was getting late and things are shutting down so I suggest hanging out on my balcony. No resistance. Back to my room and we fool around the on the bed. I play the question game with her and make things super sexual. My dick is still recovering from the USA blowjob so I pretty much tease her for a long time. To not only to make her super horny but also to make myself super horny by teasing myself and get my dick up to 100% again.

We eventually get it on and have glory sex. I get her to speak native and it's awesome to listen to. I took her to my balcony and do it doggy overlooking the other apartments. She finished me off with a top 5 blow job. We do it again in the morning.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:25 am 
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Funny story:

One of the girls from my previous report bootcalled me and she came over to my place. As I meet her in the car park she is on the back of a moped with an attractive friend of hers. I flirt and tell her friend to join us. I could see she wasn't opposed to the idea so I pushed for it. She asked me if I have friends and I said my best friend lives next door to me. So I go to my room and I am laying on the bed with 2 girls and I then make a move. But my booticall girl was really against the idea. So I has no choice but pretty much knock on Sejuj's door and I pretty much just said:

Me - Here you go bro, pussy delivery service

I then hear screams from his room 15 mins into closing the door. I text him to leave our doors open to push for the debauchery mid sex. I am balls deep into my girl and then Seluj comes in with his girl and we are all fooling around on the bed but no switcharoo's happened. That would have been a glorious night if it worked for Seluj. One minute he was doing nothing at the apartment and next minute he has sex with 2 hot girls without any work...

Anyway....BACK TO ME

I have been seeing the American chick a little. Turns out she is a virgin but blow jobs are not the end of the world. Especially from girls with my fav accent. I think she wants to lose to someone special, so that's me done for...

Anyway...

So recently I got talking to this chick on Tinder. I kind of have a thing for black girls actually and she was very complimentary of my style. I got her number etc and we arranged to meet the week after since she was busy with work.

I was just shooting the shit and I mentioned ‘Tell me a dark secret of yours, that you would never tell a stranger’ - She instantly went straight to sexual and mentioned she had sex with her best friend (Female) so I escalated it further. She then tells me she love sucking white cock and I got a big hard on whilst at work. I sent her a pic of my bulge within my shorts and she proceeds to tell me she would love to suck my cock. I tell her I would like to make her squirt and she tells me that she has never squirted before.

I suggested for her to lick her finger and play with her clit whilst texting me with her right hand, she mentions she is a public restaurant and I said:

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So has it happens, she masturbated over me in a restaurant and I told her to take a pic of what is front of her. Indeed there were people surrounding her. A chair conveniently blocked their view, though. So she is going crazy and she can’t believe what I have made her do. I tell her not to cum yet and I jog to the boys toilets in the shopping mall I’m working in. I take a pic of my hard cock and send it to her telling her to ‘Cum NOW!’

She goes crazy and tells she nearly screamed in the restaurant and she cummed. She is telling me she can’t wait to meet me. All we talk about is sex and barely know one another. Last night I finally met her at the same shopping mall lol at the roof top bar. We grab a drink and get some small talk out of the way. She is really into me and she is easy to talk to so I go for the kiss and get it.

She is a little twitchy and I ask her if she is okay, she tells me she is really horny and has to squeeze her legs together and plays with my cock in my shorts. I decide to tease things up and play the question game. We asked each other what are our sexual fantasies are and I mentioned ‘To do it in a shopping mall toilets haha’ and I see her look over her shoulder for some nearby toilets. I point and clarify where they are but then I switched questions and let that seed sew in her brain.

We nearly finished our drink and she tells me ‘Can we go please?’ I said: ‘All in good time’ and proceeded to drink my drink slower than normal, teasing her and making her fidget some more. I get the bill and tell her that I need the toilet. I hold her hand and walk to the toilets. There are few people walking around but mainly for the elevator. I stick my head in the girls toilets and the coast is clear. I jump in a cubicle and stand on the toilet. She instinctively goes crazy and pulls my cock out and is a sucking machine. It was really slurpy, wet and vocal. I just relax and enjoy it. I rarely prematurely cum but I came close but I stayed disciplined. A group of girls come in the toilets, we both look each other with a mischievous smirk and she increases performance and sucks me even harder whilst I am watching people’s feet under the cubicle.

I make her stop before I cum and I reach down her pants and return the favour. I get a good finger in there and do the finger blast technique and she squirts all over her clothes and the toilet floor. Her face is priceless and she is looking at me like I’m some '50 shades of grey' shit.

The girls leave and I tell her we are going to my place. We get in the elevator and its full of people but then they all get off on the next floor so for the rest of the duration we have the elevator to ourselves. I get my cock out and tell her to drop to her knees and she gives me more pleasure in the elevator. She tells me she is proud that she has ticked off 2 of her bucket list goals within 30 mins.

We walk home and get some drinks. I go to the toilet and she is laying on my bed naked playing with herself. I take her to the balcony for more oral pleasure and she is cock hungry for it. Then to the bed for squirting and really intense sex and she even licked my bum holey. She lost count at how many times she came that night. She also would wake up me up throughout the night with more sucking. I cummed in her mouth like 4 times in a row and then again in the morning.

Pretty wild night.

Being calibrated with the texting (And cock pics), with the right girl can really increase your chances of sex. I did something similar here on this report: lay-reports/batman-with-selfie-stick-threesome-pics-vt194259.html - Where I am embracing sexual fantasies and solve that problem proactively without judgement. Imagine turning up to a date where a girl is practically begging to fuck you? As opposed to a casual meet and building up the sexual tension slowly and more prone to flaking before hand...

I shall be seeing her again. Easily the best blowjob I ever had.

Gym is going well, my weights are gettigng heavier and I am getting stronger and less flabby.

Wealth - Also pretty good, I made a £80 profit whilst banging a girl.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:22 am 
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I got matched with a french girl. She told me she was only in Chiang Mai for one night only but she is busy with friends.

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I text her:

'Here is my number if you wanna meet after your friends go to bed'

She started to text me on Whatsapp and she said there would be a good chance we would meet tonight so I held off on the fuck buddies. She finally met up at 23:30 (Alcohol stops at midnight) and she look's much better than her profile. Very french with the accent and all.

I find a liquor store that has seating arrangements outside so I bought multiple bottles before they stop serving. We got to know one another and she has been living in China for some time and is just on vacation to Thailand to get away from the crazy. I ask her if she into Asian guys and she goes on a tangent about she only likes white guys and she has to seduce white guys when she sees one otherwise they end up getting with a hot Chinese girl.

Right there, I knew she was DTF. I played the Question game and she said she will play but not with vulgar personal questions. Anyway, we have a laugh and I go for the kiss. I get it, kiss her neck and she says 'Shall we go back to your place?'

We head back to my place and no resistance. Her boobs weren't the biggest but they were my top 10 best shaped symmetrical boobs. They were pretty gnarly. She kind of gave me a boob massage over my torso which was glorious.

Of course, I got her to talk dirty in French. I finished up and jizzed. The condom broke and she panicked and it really ruined things, to be honest. She would rant about it and she treated me like I Nazi for the rest of the night. So no morning sex for me.

She got the pill from a pharmacy. This happened again recently. I need to invest into better condoms and perhaps buy a stash of morning-after pills.

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Random events - The last girl I laid got hospitalised for tonsillitis from sucking me too well.

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Gotta love the filth...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:39 am 
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For fucks sake you put a woman in the hospital with your dick bahahahahah

Suddenly I'm really in the mood for French. Dirty talk must be glorious.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:50 pm 
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Dude...you are slaying it. But i hear foreigners don't have good local reputation over there because of the influx of overweight backpackers ruining the foreign exotic status. What's your take?


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 2:32 am 
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sharpening claws wrote:
Dude...you are slaying it. But i hear foreigners don't have good local reputation over there because of the influx of overweight backpackers ruining the foreign exotic status. What's your take?


As you can see from the reports, not true.

Been feeling quite poorly, been peeing through my ass and all sorts of happenings.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 5:30 am 
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Dragula wrote:
sharpening claws wrote:
Dude...you are slaying it. But i hear foreigners don't have good local reputation over there because of the influx of overweight backpackers ruining the foreign exotic status. What's your take?


As you can see from the reports, not true.

Been feeling quite poorly, been peeing through my ass and all sorts of happenings.
I caught that when I was out there after a few weeks. It's called "welcome to Asia".


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:53 am 
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Dragula wrote:
sharpening claws wrote:
Dude...you are slaying it. But i hear foreigners don't have good local reputation over there because of the influx of overweight backpackers ruining the foreign exotic status. What's your take?


As you can see from the reports, not true.

Been feeling quite poorly, been peeing through my ass and all sorts of happenings.


Ahh yes, i take it back , though i was referring to the "farrang" culture if you now what i mean , like the average thai girls has a bad opinion of foreigners or whatnot.

But never mind ! clearly slaying so none of this matters man :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 10:50 am 
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Yikes, in hindsight. I just looked on my last post at the last date I got laid. Nearly a month ago now.

I haven't even been slacking. I have had lots of dates but they keep going no-where so I'm going through a bit of a dry spell at the moment.

I find that I am getting too sexual on the 1st dates and then when they have their rules, I've gone beyond the point of no return and then they flake on the text.

This video shed some light on the subject, thanks to Neo for telling me about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oggZOC5 ... erae1K3qww

I have been flaking a lot of Thai girls and just been going for white girls which are less likely to put out. I am having a rule to myself that I have to have sex on the same night I meet or it is guaranteed to flake.

New rules:

- It is sex on 1st night or nothing at all. So I need to do my due diligence and filter hardcore for the DTF girls. I might even tell girls that I have a 1st date rule lol.

- Strictly splitting the bill 50/50. After girls flake, my head goes into 'WTF happened mode' and I start to think of possible reasons why she would flake such a charming individual. It's defo a self-fulfilling prophecy I am going through but I am going to make it a rule from now on. I will even put it in my profile. I feel like I've been conned when I've sorted the bill and they flake the next day anyway.

- I have been lazy and think it would help if I have 1 drink in 3 different bars as opposed to 3 drinks in the same bar, go back to basics and get her closer to my home.

Business is getting a bit tough and thus my mindset is off the gym. I need get my finances back up to scratch. Seems like I work double than my 9-5 job at the moment, for less money, this shit has to change.

Chiang Mai has been fun, but it is a small town so there not much left to do here but get flaked by foreigner's. I am getting bored of the club scene here.

I am going to live in Phuket next week, last time I was there, I thought my nob was going to rot off from the copious amounts of sex. I have explored many parts of the world but no-where near comes close to Patong Beach in terms of hooking up with western girls (And Thai girls if that's your thing) - Granted, I won't be in holiday mode like last time.

Hookers are a big time waste over there though but I can easily spot them since they never look like they're in a social mood.

Last time I was there, I gathered lot's of flags including Russia and American - Sex on the beach, then the sea, balcony, it was mental. I had the time of my life. I had a stunning girl message me to come to her hotel within a few messages.

Also, the recent terrorist bomb explosions is a little concerning because I am moving to the heart of where the shit went down. I hope that hasn't scared the tourist's away.

I did some cool shit with waterfalls the other day, I gathered some EPIC pics which will upgrade my Tinder matches I hope. I did some picture edits with photoshop lol.

Looks like I now have 6 pack abs within 5 mins and not lifting a weight or eating rabbit food :p - If girls ask me where my abs are, I will say it's an old pic - By the time they tell me that, they will be in my room at that point anyway. I feel like Galist now... :p

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Why has this guy had his ass banned? Totally not fair..I enjoyed reading these reports!!


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:06 pm 
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Out of that other thread, Lunar:

"She tells me on the way back that I will be a hit with the Thai girls around here which probably explains why she was so direct." - what did she mean by that? What was the reason she had in mind there?


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