"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die." <--- Lots of likes and comments on this bad boy. Shows I am playful and have a good sense of humor

"My penis is like a dwarf -- short of stature but strong, powerful, and made of steel" <-- Shows I am confident in my own skin and also have a pretty good dick.

Some lines i found on twitter:

-"If I reply with "cool", I don't give a shit."........then reply to comments from chicks with "Cool story bro"
-"At least one of us is naked"
-Don't give her a chance to say "Harder"
-The best part of sex is fuck you if you're having it.
-Imagine how pathetic our lives would be had Katy Perry never told us we were fireworks.
- I wonder how many opportunities I've missed by chasing the wrong girls? (this might be a bad one if you are not very social/partybeast...)
-Sluts are just sex nerds
-Spiced up my ride on the bus by giving the lady who was sitting in front of me a surprise haircut.

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*Intelligence is like personality lingerie
*Keep your face always towards the sunshine and the shadows will fall behind you

153 likes, 30 comments, good one Bro

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I must give proper respect and admiration to the ladies out there that realize that they don't have to dress slutty and talk dirty in order to attract a man. Good for you! Live your life with style and class. The rest of you, come with me.

CUZ YOU USED IT ON VALENTINES DAY!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! HAHA

Any xmas or end of the world - thats is not going to happen anyway, status guys ?

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My journal

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Holiday:
Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.

Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.

I don't particularly care if any of you've been naughty or nice

General:

I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked.

Women say that size doesn't matter but I have yet to meet a woman that owns a 3 inch crooked vibrator.

What's the best comeback when a Man tells you to go make a sandwich? You better comeback with a damn sandwich

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I must give proper respect and admiration to the ladies out there that realize that they don't have to dress slutty and talk dirty in order to attract a man. Good for you! Live your life with style and class. The rest of you, come with me.

A status that got me a look of likes is:
I just wanted you all to know that I'm leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I've made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I'll miss all of you, but I've decided I need to spend more time with my family. So....see you after breakfast.

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In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!

I enjoyed this thread so I decided to start a new one regarding Facebook photos which are no doubt an even greater form of DHV on social networking in general. Link is below, I would appreciate your input guys...

http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/facebook-photos-that-convey-value-dhv-vt152656.html

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Good Facebook statuses surely reflects the person's personality.

Nonsense posts are from bored people and not really doing anything in life.

Good posts are from brilliant minds that are really thinking good things to share with others.

Facebook is one of the ways we can express ourselves.

Responsible people use it well.

Here is a Christmasy one for you, shit tons of likes and comments....ALL girls.

I stole Santa's naughty list! and Ironically, it's almost identical to my friends list. How strange.

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I must give proper respect and admiration to the ladies out there that realize that they don't have to dress slutty and talk dirty in order to attract a man. Good for you! Live your life with style and class. The rest of you, come with me.

-A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a stalker.

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I must give proper respect and admiration to the ladies out there that realize that they don't have to dress slutty and talk dirty in order to attract a man. Good for you! Live your life with style and class. The rest of you, come with me.

Used this yesterday : "If the apocalypse doesn't occur tomorrow, don't worry…..It's not the end of the world."

Hottest HB I know commented saying : " (((( I was preparing for that..."
Can you think of any witty reply for that?

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In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!

ended up saying : "yeah what a shame.. Had all my swords and guns ready for this."

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In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!

"I'm sorry. You are right. Those pants don't make you look fat."
The only three things a woman needs to hear!

Lot's of likes and comments from girls

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In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!

"I can't stand people who put song lyrics as their status because they remind me of somebody that I used to know."

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no pain, no gain