Hey Brothers, new member to this forum here and enjoying the wealth of info.

I completed the NEWBIE test at a local mall the other day and it went great. I couldn't believe the amount of positive responces I generated from a friendly smile and a simple "hi" or "hey". I even began opening some of the women who responded with IOIs. One HB I opened in the book store reciprocated with IOIs and we began to banter and what not, everything was going great... then came a shit test and I F'd up and came back with some bullshit answer which seemed to take me backwards with her.

Does anyone have a canned Shit Test Comeback that I can use until I become more experienced?

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What was the shit test?

I want to make sure you know what a shit test is... a lot of people mistake them.

The catch-all answer is to ignore it... and just keep talking.

She said something to the effect of:

"All of this playful flirting is nice, but I have a real serious side too... Im not sure if we are looking for the same thing."

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My personal favorite is: "This is an outrage." Delivered in a very serious yet calm tone... very versatile.

Another one that is pure gold is: "Clearly, your boyfriend isn't spanking you enough." It's a pretty commonly used canned line, so there is a good chance she's heard it before, but it's still good.

Thanks, I didn't realize how simple it is to brush the comment off with a funny/playful remark like that.

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The key to handle shit tests is simple. Don't take it to heart or personal. Ignore it or make fun of it depending on your personality. For example, with her shit test, I'd just get on my knee and propose to her to show how "serious" I am. Of course, don't forget that smirk on your face when you do so she knows it's a joke.

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Tbh, I feel like this isn't a shit test. The playful remarks are funny, but I prefer to play chess instead of checkers. Girls will tell you what they need for you to lay them. She is saying this not to test you, but because she needs more rapport. If you're doing day game, it's less likely you're pulling the same day, so you need some rapport for a solid number close. So what she's saying is yes, this flirting is nice but let's get serious a little. No biggie. Just do some rapport stuff. See, if you use a playful comment and continue flirting, she may continue laughing and bantering. Then you go for a number close, she gives it. But later on, she feels like you don't have a serious side and will flake/ignore. Give her some rapport.

The key to most of these situations, whether you give in or not is irrelevant. Just be in control of it. So if she says lets get serious, say confidently "ok...what do you have going for you more than your looks?" Qualification. See, she is telling you "You're sticking in attraction for too long." Ignoring or continuing just keeps you there. You can make a funny remark or drop on a knee or whatever, but recognize when a girl is giving you information to help you. So you could even make a joke and switch to rapport, sprinkle in some flirting.

So that you don't immediately switch from playful/flirty to serious, you could even teasingly come with "ooh librarian girl i like that" and then transition to questioning her about it "tell me about ur serious side, let's see what you've got going on.."