lol you're joking... how does that stimulate further conversation?

Try it out and see for yourself.

I have written a 10 page texting report. In the report there is about 15 of the best text messages (like a field report but only for texting part) to get a girl out on lay. It has replies from them aswell.

So for the answer, see below. This is what I tried last week.

Me: I think the world is coming to an end. I just saw an old man roller blading with nothing but tube socks and a fanny pack
HB: Hahahaha! Are you serious? Where are you?
ME: Im just getting redy 4 a 'ping pong' party. Wat are u doing Trashcan?
HB: Haha! u so funny. So now I'm a trashcan. I'm on my way to the library.
ME: U are geeky which is cute
HB: I know, I know... Its just one of those things.
ME: Can we go out for tea/hot chocolate/coffee/milshake tomorrow?
HB: All the options. Omg, wow! definitly. Where shall we meet?
ME: I will pick you up at 4
HB: See you then.

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LOL that girl was either extreme butch or a transgender; based off the style I'd say you just made that one up. But what to I know; she could just have incredibly low self esteem.

Do you want help or do you want to troll the forum?

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Don't listen to what he says. I'm sure that you meant it for the good of the forum

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Hi folks,

I 'd like you to critique the following fb messages with a former, long-time oneitis that entered my life again, after years of no contact. We arranged to meet in person, 4 months from now (we live in different countries SPAM), but my concern is how to follow up these messages without falling in the friendzone in these 4 months.

First contact:
ME: HB?! My old highschool classmate? The niece of the greatest mayor *** town has ever seen? Thanks for your greetings! How are you?
HB: HI, MY DEAREST CLASSMATE, IAN!!! I’M FINE, STILL IN *** AND LOOKING FOR A JOB, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! WHERE ARE YOU?? THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS FOR MY UNCLE, AT LAST SOMEONE RECOGNIZES HIS WORTH!!!
ME: Don’t ask, HB! I went to England to get away from all this, but here too the situation is almost the same crap! I am working in a library, but my contract ends in about a month, so I am searching too. I hope you find something soon (aren’t you a teacher?).
HB: I KNOW, IAN, EVERYWHERE IS THE SAME!!!!!!! I WISH THINGS TUTN OUT EXACTLY AS YOU WANT! I AM A TEACHER, BUT NOTHING IN THE HORIZON…GOOD LUCK WITH OUR SEARCHING AND I HOPE WE DON’T LOSE CONTACT, ONLINE FOR NOW!!!! .

I didn’t tell her that I am also a student. I chose to reveal that info later, in order to see if she comments on it. So, I announced on my facebook wall that “ exams are over…I say”, with a glaring spelling error, hoping to make her correct me, (since she is a teacher of literature). She did:

Me: Exams are over…I saee!
HB: “Saee”??? AS WE SAY…IAN?!?!?!
ME: A trivial error, but the teacher HAD to correct it immediately!
HB: KISSES!

She then sent me the following private message:

HB: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING, MY OLD CLASSMATE WITH YOUR ERRORS???????
ME: I study Political science, I didn’t tell you that. But I have to keep my job, otherwise…there are no studies.
HB: WELL DONE!!! DID YOU DECIDE IT NOW??? AND OFC, WITHOUT A JOB…THERE IS NOTHIING!!!
ME: I decided it last year, in September I started classes and I just finished 1st semester and begun the 2nd.
HB: A BIG DECISION BUT IT’S WORTH IT!!! EVERYTHING WILL GO WELL!!!!! WHEN WILL YOU COME BACK TO PORTUGAL???
ME: I will come back to Portugal either in the Easter Holidays or in June (…for a 3 month vacation!), I don’t know yet.
HB: UNTIL THEN, BE STRONG AND I HOPE WHEN YOU COME WE TALK IN PERSON TOO!!!!!! I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN MANY YEARS, YOU WILL PROBABLY NOT RECOGNISE ME, THE EARLY ‘30’s YOU SEE…
ME: Thanks, we’ll talk more thoroughly when I come back, until then…facebook. Why wouldn’t I recognize you? It’s only been a decade.
HB: ONLY A DECADE?? ONLY????? I AM JOKING IAN, SEE YOU!!!

10 days later, I initiate contact again, commenting on a picture she posted on her wall:

ME: Do you refer to someone specifically, HB? Because I know a cousin of mine that did the very same thing! I am joking

One day later she replies…

HB: HI, IAN! I DON’T REFER TO ANYONE SPECIFICALLY, IN REGARDS TO KINDNESS AND FLIRTING. PERHAPS YOU DO?
ME: I refer to someone specifically HB, but written messages is not the proper way to tell you this old tale
HB: I AGREE WITH YOU, IAN! IS THIS OLD TALE YOURS BY ANY CHANCE???
ME: Since you agree HB, why the rhetorical question? It’s mine and it’s yours too. But as I said, better leave it for when I come to Portugal or through SPAM, if you use it
HB: IN PERSON THEN, WITHOUT RHETORICAL QUESTIONS!!!
ME: Goodnight!!
HB: GOODNIGHT MY OLD CLASSMATE!!! WHEN I REMEMBER HOW MUCH I TEASED YOU, I WONDER WHY YOU TOLERATED ME… [/quote]

So is the picture you get from the above positive or negative? How to proceed from here? Should I escalate to sex mood, or better leave that for our meeting in person 4 months from now...My goal is a LTR, not a simple lay.

Cheers!

That sucks Eddie isn't here, he was wise

I have a simple scenario, and thread. I'm trying to setup a first "hangout" with an online HB that there seems to be some curiosity and attraction We have minimal texting because her responses are boring often

Me: Hey may I ask when you're free to hangout?

HB: Good question hmm

Me: That works for me!

Her: I feel bad I never have time

Me: you're cute so I'll make time

Her: Its me making time

I didn't write back

im not eddie but im gonna go way out on a limb and suggest that shes not interested.

Hey, Good news

I just found out from one of the active memebrs that you can find eddie through the website in his signature; as a matter a fact, you can google him and find tons of more stuff.

Seeing as this thread is more about messages rather than specific texts, would any of you mind checking out my thread titled "was this a test - and did I do the right thing" (i think)> I have a few conversations with this one chick (at one point oneitis) that Im trying to close.

I don't think i should post the messages on here as they are pretty long

Hey man, not first, but I could use some advice haha.

About a month ago I was visiting my homeboy at his school for a weekend and I went out with him, a couple of our mutual friends and some of his frat bro's to a bar. Pretty good night, can't complain when there's an abundance of beer and woman around haha. Anyway, one of the sorority sisters that's like closest to the brother's of my friends (sorry if I sound like an idiot with all this fraternity lingo, never been much of a frat guy so I don't really know how they work haha) was hanging out with us and she was blatantly flirting with me when we were all hanging out. (I had a girlfriend at the time so I wasn't really giving her much attention, which looking back probably made her want to flirt more). So anyway it's pretty obvious she was interested, immediately was "so amazed" at my name (I only met one other person who has the same name as me my entire life, and I usually get this a lot by girls who seem interested), then she was always giving me obvious gestures she was interested (playing with her hair, laughing really hard at my jokes, being touchy, overly leaning in when it was kinda loud as if she had a secret to tell me when we were just making small talk etc).

So yeah, that basically went on for the remainder of that night, just a lot of flirting etc. Didn't make a move on her cause when I am in a relationship I am loyal (I will flirt though just to keep myself sharp lol) but she was going on about how "chill" I was and how we should hang out blah blah even though I was basically just shootin the shit w/ her haha.

Anyway, I kinda let that go as just a night of flirting. But the other day I was just chillin, scrollin through my phone and she happened to pop up as one of those "suggested friends" that facebook does. So I thought "fuck it" and sent her a friend request, doesn't hurt to throw somethin out there and see if she remembers. To my surprise, almost immediately she accepted it. I didn't want to seem too thirsty so I didn't poke her or message her or like anything or do anything like that since she accepted it.

Some more background info, she is really good friends with my boy who goes to that school so it would be very likely that the next time I hang out there, she would be in that circle. She's cute, about a high 7-8 when she's all dolled up. And I am in the middle of a break up from a LTR and I still talk to my ex so I want a new girl to mess around with to get me back in my player mindset after being sideline for so long.

Ok, so now that you have my very long winded background (sorry if it's a lot of reading, just like having full information to get the best advice and go about this at the best angle lol) how would you go about this moving forward?

(edit)

just read eddie got banned lol, I'm open to anyone's advice

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So I texted this girl..

"maybe we shouldn't talk until next month when you get back off vacation"

she replies "hm.. well whatever.. If you even rememeber to hit me up in august!"

how do I respond?

I don't want to lose her but I was getting annoyed

anyone know on how to avoid "blunder" texts?
texts like "how you doing?" and "what's going on?" are repetitive and boring.
I'm looking for texts that make her think, crave, and want you.
Anyone has any?
"One line openers"

Can you give me her number? maybe i can continue where you left of.

A little late with a response here, but you should have waited until August and then opened her again. You asked for it and she gave you what you asked for so you were kinda stuck. Hopefully in August you reached out to her again!?

Peace...

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