Im a uni student that lives with his parents , they always go away around valentines day for a week to spend in a cottage ....eww . I always take advantage of this by having a house party. However My parents said if they found out if i had a house party they would kick my ass to the kirb , so I had to play it safe .


I invited 20-30 people round . We started playing drinking games . ( fyi ring of fire is an amazing drinking game). So I got pretty drunk pretty fast , as i don't drink excessively alot i didnt know my limit and well i blacked out most of the night but heres the low down of what went on and how i ended up f-closing some girl . Alot of this I have no recollection of doing and have been informed by alot of people of my antics.

So as soon as I reach that fatal point of drinking too much i lost interest in the drinking games and decided to do some drunk cooking , I made a lot of char sui pork for people for some strange reason and i ended going back to my friends playing the drinking game , for one reason or another one of them stated " I lost and as punishment I had to strip down to my boxxies" ....... sure i did it without even thinking or questioning. i ran up stairs to throw up and more and more people where turning up and I was spaced out of my mind.

My friends thought it would be funny to take off my underwear and i just walked around my house casually without a care in the world naked ........well I had one sock on. I ended up throwing up some more totally loosing my dignity and self respect but i wasn't bothered and im still not bothered now. I passed out for 4 hours and because i was the first out my friends decided to shave my legs and ass crack ....... brilliant oh and to top it off i woke up next to a gay guy and i really hope i wasn't raped.

So one of my buddies doesn't show up and i invited the girl he has been regularly seeing and shagging she starts flirting with me but i keep telling her "NO!" I had to tell this at least 10 times that night no over exaggeration but most of you have already figured you want what you cant have and she WANTED me big time.

I decided to start drinking again and i got to that stupid stage of total doom and idiocy put it this way . I forgot my own name that's how gone i was. I ended up going to bed and she followed me up there I walked into my parents room and my 2 friends are there with some girl in the bed inbetween them. She said "Dont try anything on with me I have a boyfriend" my friend said " get out the bed then im getting naked then " she didnt move and to cut a long story short she ended up skiing ( wanking both of them at the same time) ........ dont ask their good friends.

I went into my bedroom and my buddies girl kept following me she crept into my bed and well Even though i told her no again i gave in as soon as she started feeling me up and within 20 minutes she was riding me.I left the room and went downstairs i sobered up and i came to terms with whats just happened ......I broke the bro code and I fxcked up big time :|I just fxcked over one of my friends . When she woke up she looked at me and stated " Well this is awkward" which i calmly replied " embrace it" Im thinking she wants this to develop into a relationship but i defiantly wouldn't go there again.

What Ive learned is " Given the right situation a girl will cheat"
"Girls for some reason like guys that love their guy friends and but girls balls all the time"........ In essence be mean keep her keen
and I am a douchebag with no selfrespect but at the same time I love it