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Maverick08
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 Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:11 am Post subject: What would you do if a girl slaps you???? |
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Hey guys,
I was just wondeing what is the most alpha thing to do in such a situation? |
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Whoopie
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| Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:37 am Post subject: |
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| Laugh and say "Mmmm, I like it ROUGH!" with a smile on your face. Thats what I would do because if I got pissed it would be bad, but I usually block when a girl swings at my face. |
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Cohath
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:55 am Post subject: |
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| Depends on if she was offended or playing. If it was her acting offended, then yeah, say something like what's above. If it's playful, slap her ass. I do that at work all the time. It's pretty fun. Shalom. |
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Mr. Attraction
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Loaf Her haha joke!! |
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Linwood
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| Yea, I'd laugh with some smart ass comment to follow. I wouldn't want people around to think that a girl actually made me mad/sad. |
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Elyts
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It depends who is the girl... if she is like Kristanna Lokken (Terminator 3) you can do nothing, cuz you are decked for good...  |
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mozyFresh
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Grab her by the wipe pipe and kick her legs out from under her.
The most alpha thing you can do would be to catch her wrist before she makes contact. If your fast enough and got the reflexes most of the time you'll ovoid it.
It doesn't matter what you do or say as long as you show you are unfazed and its gonna take alot more than a slap to unsettle you. |
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Daywalker225xxxx
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| Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject: What would you do if a girl slaps you???? |
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I'd probably do or say any number of things depending on the situation, for example:
1) If she was pissed, I'd laugh and say something like: "Dude, I know you want me, but you can't have me, I'm leaving!" And then make like you're leaving(Somewhat of a freeze out),and more often than not you'll get the "Don't go, I'm sorry routine".
2)Another good one:Laugh and say "Physical violence is a direct representation of sexual frustration." And smile.
3) Laugh and say:"If your man hasn't been getting you off, don't take it out on me." And smile.
4)Laugh and say:"Oh, is baby throwing a tantrum?"
5)If she's kidding around,slapping her on the ass is one I've done. But, I often jokingly add "No woman's kicking my ass unless I pay for it first, and last I checked you ain't wearing black latex or on the payroll!!!"
6)Laugh and say "Didn't mommy ever teach you it's not nice to hit people?"
7) Laugh and say: "You're in the wrong place, the S&M club's up the street!"
8)Laugh and say(The ever popular) "you hit like a girl!"
If you can, It's best to grab her hand or dodge before she ever makes contact, but if she connects, just laugh it off and make it seem as if it were no big deal to you, as some of the other posts have recommended.
Never under any circumstance should you hit her back, unless she pulls out a weapon and you are fearing for your life(In that instance, you do what you have to),but as a general rule you should try not to hit women.
Remember: She's escalating violence to get a rise out of you, but if you maintain your composure, you can actually get her into bed(If you so choose) and have make-up sex with her, or at least have the ability to get the hell away from her and avoid getting arrested for domestic violence!
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Ka
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| Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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Grab/block the hand comming at you, then grab the other hand (bc its either comming at you or will be), pull her into you and kind pin her arms to her side. Look her in the eyes and say nothing will holding both her arms.
If you feel the need say something cocky at that point but typically good EC is enough to change the mood. I have done this multiple times before i knew a thing about PUA.
Worst case scenario is she doesnt hit you and you part ways... |
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N-Dangerous
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Depends on her mood, but mostly I don't give a fuck so I would either block,
block and kiss her, or if she caught me off guard do the a variation of the 'mmm, I like it Rough' thing. .. 'if you want a kiss you only gotta ask'.. who knows. I don't think I would get slapped. |
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